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The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:08 pm
by _Everybody Wang Chung
No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:38 am
by _LDSToronto
How can I pick just one? Can't we throw a few more characters into the running and have a 10-way tie?

H.

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:17 am
by _Doctor Scratch
I will supply my own thoughts on this in early December when I publish "The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2011."

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:48 am
by _Quasimodo
I voted John Lund. All the others have made some small indiscretions that are known by our small group.

John Lund's transgressions have been published world wide. He screwed the pooch on an international level. He made Mormon apologists seem repugnant to people around the world who have never heard of Mormon apologists.

No one else on the list even comes close.

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:17 am
by _sock puppet
Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:22 am
by _thews
sock puppet wrote:Thanks, Everybody Wang Chung. I couldn't choose just one. Not even just two, three or four. I had to use all 5.

word

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:39 am
by _Droopy
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.




"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:10 am
by _sock puppet
Droopy wrote:
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:No matter how you slice it, 2011 was an embarrassing and sad year for Mopologists. Let's hope that 2012 will be much better.



Some predictions for 2012:

DCP will come back to Mormondiscussions as a more kind and gentle version of himself;

Droopy and Will will be spotted together at the 2012 Utah Gay Pride Parade;

John Lund will be found not guilty by reason of insanity;

SeattleGhostWriter will create a new literary genre of Mormon erotic fiction. His first book will titled, "Fanny Alger's Fanny" and its sequel "Good Assternoon, Joseph"; and

Will's "game changing" article will finally be published, on SeattleGhostWriter's website.




"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?


Droopy, pissed because you didn't make the list?

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:13 am
by _Everybody Wang Chung
Droopy wrote:

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?



Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.

Re: The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:22 am
by _Droopy
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
Droopy wrote:

"Wang," have you ever considered quitting your day job and becoming a pine cone?



Yes Droopy, I have considered becoming a pine cone. Who hasn't? Thanks for the brillant question, probably brought to us tonight by Budweiser.



Look, you're the guy dressed as a court jester with a banana in your mouth at a gay pride march, not me.