God let, no commanded, JSJr take extra ladies (in violation of JSJr's marriage vows to Emma).
Is all that TSM gets indulged is Pepsi?
It's not so great to be prophet nowadays, is it?
Perks of the Job
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Re: Perks of the Job
I think he also gets really really cold milk served to him by COB minions. If it's not cold enough, he gets to have a temper tantrum. At least, that's what I've heard (never witnessed it myself, but have heard it form those who did).
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
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"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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Re: Perks of the Job
Real perk: TSM gets to be king over 14 million believers and he never had to make up a single verse of canon. Huge!
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Re: Perks of the Job
One commonality between TSM and Joseph Smith is that they both broke the Word of Wisdom without sanction.
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Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator