Nemesis wrote:In the holiday spirit of MDB's top 10 lists on how the church and this board are so evil we felt it would be better if we expressed next years goals we as a Moderation team have set to improve on from this past year.
Top 15 Goals MDD Mods have for 2012
15. Cause 5 more meltdowns at MDB by using telepathy amplified by black helicopters. 14. Due to our high traffic start a new ultra private board called "The Smorgasboard" where only the people I like are invited. 13. Find 5 more ways to troll MDB from the safety of MDD. 12. Install an easy button for instant board shutdown at the COB. 11. Attend 5 more reprogramming sessions from the Oaks Faction. 10. Unban 5 MDB posters than randomly ban them again just for fun. 9. Force those that want to post more than 5 posts a day to write a modern tragedy about how banning ruins lives. 8. Then make it into a movie called "The Ban Games" starring an ensemble cast from the MDB Trailer Park. 7. Create new opportunities for Liz to post her ban story again and again and again just so she can say she's moved on. 6. Continue to expose MDB and Jason's misogyny, but comments like "Release the Kraken" from this thread make it easier. 5. Start using Misandry as a reason to ban more people and tell them they've been MsJack'd. 4. Create 5 more sockpuppets to act as Doctor Scratch's creepy informants. 3. Revamp our ban function to send banned posters directly to the Trailer Park. 2. Completely dominate all rather than only half the discussion at MDB by mid-July 1. Upping our Ban Quota 30% from last year as per agreement with the Oaks faction.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
I dunno, some of those were funny. Consistency was a problem, but there were undoubtedly some good ones.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Nemesis trying to be witty is like a moose trying to tap-dance.
Zadok: I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis. Maksutov: That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
Some were somewhat funny. I was pleasantly surprised. But TBMs, like political conservatives, struggle with humor. Humor is the domain of apostates and liberals.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
Nemesis wrote:3. Revamp our ban function to send banned posters directly to the Trailer Park.
I'd actually welcome that.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
I haven't mentioned you or given you any thought since your "neighborhood watch / meme generator" fiasco in June, but it's nice to know that you're still thinking about me. It sounds like you're one of many people who like to think about and talk about me when I haven't reciprocated the interest. I wish all of you the best of luck with that.
by the way, "MsJack'ed" is already a verb, only one with a definition that actually makes sense. Happy to bring you up to speed!
Cheers, ~ Ms. Jack ~
"It seems to me that these women were the head (κεφάλαιον) of the church which was at Philippi." ~ John Chrysostom, Homilies on Philippians 13