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Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:56 am
by _Kishkumen
For the second year running Simon Belmont has refused to attend a Kishapalooza event. Last year he made some noise about meeting up, but he seemed to chicken out, suggesting that he feared I would try to punch him in the face or some such. But all who have met me know that I am a man of peace.

Why does Simon refuse to meet Kishkumen? Much could be accomplished in the way of burying the hatchet. If only.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:59 am
by _Shulem
Perhaps he is afraid that you'll ask him the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3 and he just doesn't know what to say because Joseph Smith lied about it -- and he knows that. Poor Simon.

Paul O

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:00 am
by _Runtu
Kishkumen wrote:For the second year running Simon Belmont has refused to attend a Kishapalooza event. Last year he made some noise about meeting up, but he seemed to chicken out, suggesting that he feared I would try to punch him in the face or some such. But all who have met me know that I am a man of peace.

Why does Simon refuse to meet Kishkumen? Much could be accomplished in the way of burying the hatchet. If only.


Same reason I chickened out last night: You're one scary mofo.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:01 am
by _Kishkumen
Shulem wrote:Perhaps he is afraid that you'll ask him the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3 and he just doesn't know what to say because Joseph Smith lied about it -- and he knows that. Poor Simon.

Paul O


What Simon fears most of all is that his true identity will be revealed. I think that is pretty obvious.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:03 am
by _Kishkumen
Runtu wrote:Same reason I chickened out last night: You're one scary mofo.


You came out alright last year--health and virtue intact even.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:05 am
by _MrStakhanovite
I'm tellin' you guys...there is a secret there. I just know it.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:11 am
by _Kishkumen
MrStakhanovite wrote:I'm tellin' you guys...there is a secret there. I just know it.


I am beginning to believe it. Simon and stem are punking all of us.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:13 am
by _Shulem
What Simon fears most of all is that his true identity will be revealed. I think that is pretty obvious.



So, Simon is larger than life on paper only and smaller than the the king's name in Facsimile No. 3 in real life. I get it.

Thanks.

Paul O

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:37 am
by _Kishkumen
Shulem wrote:So, Simon is larger than life on paper only and smaller than the the king's name in Facsimile No. 3 in real life. I get it.

Thanks.

Paul O


Maybe we'll find out one day.

Re: Simon's Snub

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:42 am
by _Shulem
Maybe we'll find out one day.



What is it that we will find out, Kish? Is Simon larger than life or is there really a king's name in Facsimile No. 3 that no one can read?

Regardless, the testimony of Joseph Smith is dead.

Paul O