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Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:20 am
by _Darth J
I recently came across a document that was written by Lao Tze. Here it is:
Through the gift and power of God, I have translated this text and learned that Rodney Dangerfield, who is a Martian, is the current President of the United States.
None of you know the precise mechanism of how I translated this text.
However, because my claims are religious in nature, they cannot be falsified.
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:32 am
by _The Mighty Builder
Not so fast Darth J.
I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify with all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
Cease and desist your evil ways and repent and come to P.F. Chang's for a lovely dinner.
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:36 am
by _Fence Sitter
Darth,
How do you know what you translated in on the document you have? Is it possible that what you translated may be on a missing portion that heretofore you were unaware of? Please prove that it was not.
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:47 am
by _Dr. Shades
The Mighty Builder wrote:I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify will all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
I heard that your biases got you thrown off John Gee's dissertation committee, so you obviously have an axe to grind and thus your opinion on this is unreliable.
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:28 am
by _Corpsegrinder
Is that a stanza from the Dau De Jing? The fact that I can't make heads or tails of means one of two things:
1) It's written in classical (as opposed to colloquial) Chinese, or
2) My Chinese is really really really rusty (which it is).
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:30 am
by _sock puppet
The Mighty Builder wrote:Not so fast Darth J.
I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify will all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
Cease and desist your evil ways and repent and come to P.F. Chang's for a lovely dinner.
Damn, Chang's! I wish I were in SLC tonight. I'd crash TMB's table for great vittles and even greater conversation.
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:36 am
by _Corpsegrinder
Does P F Chang in SLC serve dog?
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:48 am
by _Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:58 am
by _Corpsegrinder
Hasa Diga Eebowai wrote:Each character could actually fill a book, it records the history of a people that lived on the moon and were dressed like Quakers.
In reality though it is actually a masonic cipher hidden in Chinese characters otherwise known as Reformed chinese. You'll notice in the third row that there is a gap with a character missing.
Through revelation I have restored this lost character:
I have a book that will be published by MI 500 pages long. No one has seen this book, but it exists, trust me. It is so intense that no one has lived after reading it. Pray about it you'll know it's true.
Amen,
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Yes, I'm familiar with that character. Very hard to pronounce, though. When pronounced correctly it should sound like a baby elephant being beaten to death with an accordion.
I hereby testify to the truthiness of this work!
Re: Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:04 am
by _Blixa
Phelps.