Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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_Fence Sitter
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Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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Only $249.00 plus S&H.

What a bargain!

http://www.renaissanceastrology.com/jos ... isman.html
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_just me
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Re: Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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Haha! OR you could go to a New Age shop and get a Talisman of Jupiter for around $10. I saw one last week...it was tempting.
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Re: Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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I'd pay $300 if they would throw in a seer stone.
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_Sethbag
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Re: Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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eBay has replica Joseph Smith Jupiter talismans for ten bucks.
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Re: Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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Ha! Mormons no longer use these occult instruments. Even though some occult symbolism is still employed, its usage is limited to our most sacred ceremonial places and unmentionables. Even dressing in Egyptian clothing for private ceremonies is passé.
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"You can't find stones. . . err Jupiter Talismans like these just anywhere."
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Re: Get Your Own Joseph Smith Jupiter Talisman

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Fence Sitter wrote:Only $249.00 plus S&H.

What a bargain!

http://www.renaissanceastrology.com/jos ... isman.html


I love the disclaimer at the bottom of the ad:

Please note that due to the effect of the consecration ritual, which individualizes the talisman, that no returns will be accepted nor refunds made for talismans.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

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