Top Ten Things I've Learned This Year

[_Runtu]

10. God is a free-market capitalist.
9. Some Mormons can insist on moral absolutes with no sense of irony.
8. Apparently, there is a ward in Cedar City, Utah, with some seriously fucked-up people in it.
7. Criticizing a Deseret News article is really bashing the LDS church.
6. You can leave MDB, but you can't leave it alone (zee and I are proof of that).
5. My crusade to destroy the LDS church, one testimony at a time, continues unabated, at least according to some people (mostly members of the aforementioned ward).
4. Someone at MDD really hates Liz.
3. "No death before the Fall" doesn't actually mean "no death before the Fall."
2. An adulterous or dimwitted candidate is fine, as long as he isn't Mormon.
1. Somehow I got published in a refereed journal, but nothing has been published yet about a "cipher key" theory. Seems awfully suspicious.

[_zeezrom]

Yay, Runtu is getting sucked back in!

[_sock puppet]

8. Apparently, there is a ward in Cedar City, Utah, with some seriously f****d-up people in it.

And it might be a ward of one member only.