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The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 am
by _MrStakhanovite
List the various callings and jobs within a ward and who’d you wish to fill them:

For starters, I'd like to see Consiglieri be our Bishop.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:03 am
by _Fence Sitter
I'd like to see Darth & BC team teach gospel doctrine. You could sell tickets for that class.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:07 am
by _MrStakhanovite
I had Darth as pegged for teaching/babysitting Rambo, Zeez and me in primary.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:08 am
by _Rambo
MrStakhanovite wrote:I had Darth as pegged for teaching/babysitting Rambo, Zeez and me in primary.


Am I teaching primary or am I in primary?

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:12 am
by _MrStakhanovite
You are in primary with me and Zeez.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:17 am
by _Sethbag
I volunteer to hand out programs before sacrament meeting.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:19 am
by _schreech
MrStakhanovite wrote:You are in primary with me and Zeez.


Jesus wants stak/rambo/zeez for a sunBEAM!

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Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:21 am
by _Quasimodo
Put me down for going fishing on Sunday while the rest of you are in church.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:23 am
by _MrStakhanovite
Quasimodo wrote:Put me down for going fishing on Sunday while the rest of you are in church.


Not so fast. You aren't going anywhere till we assign you some missionaries to invite you every sunday.

Re: The MDB Ward

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:24 am
by _sock puppet
I'll be the apostate--the 'inactive'--that the PEC can talk about each Sunday morning, early, how to reactivate, each knowing I'll never reactivate, but going through the reactivation discussion every Sunday morning.