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Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:21 am
by _Doctor Scratch
The absence of a new Kerry Shirts FAIR film has created a vacuum in the world of Mopologetic cinematic, which is really kind of a tragedy given the fledgling nature of this collective project. Luckily for us, another budding auteur--as it were--has been hard at work in Shirts's absence. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hamblin of Jerusalem!

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What makes Hamblin unique as a Mopologist filmmaker is that, unlike Shirts, who sought to mimic the style of the Italian neo-realists, Hamblin is unabashedly wallowing in the all-American genre known as "Reality TV." Hamblin, with his squarish, potato-like head, and his perpetually shocked-looking eyes (it's as if he's just been slapped), is like Peter Griffin in the flesh, and he makes a great, albeit somewhat off-putting, protagonist.

In this episode, one can get a clear sense of his general aesthetic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSADNt99 ... 1fkomq1BvN

As the film opens, we get a glimpse of "Mt Tabor and the Sea of Galilee," as a stringed instrument is plucked plaintively in the background. Rays of sunlight beam down gaily from the scattered clouds above--a technique that Hamblin has clearly lifted from Jersey Shore. With the appearance of the title card, the music turns jaunty, and we know we're in for a treat. We're told that "Biblical Explorations" are on the slate for today. How exciting! Sadly, these high hopes are immediately dashed by the next title card, which states that, instead, today's film will be about "Going to Work at the BYU Jerusalem Center."

Indeed, the rest of the movie is rather disappointing. Early on, we catch a glimpse of Hamblin's bloated corpus as he pans the camera (and it's a "wide angle" lens, we're helpfully informed) across his apartment. The rest of the film consists of him gasping for breath as he drags himself "up 100 stairs," swiftly offering up a high-speed tour of the facility. At one point, the rather prurient Hamblin delights in photographing the "derrieres" of a pair of co-eds--a moment which seems oddly out of place in this otherwise staid, yet strangely shabby production.

The film concludes on a solipsistic note, with Hamblin filming himself--belly abreast of his workdesk--as he checks his own email. Sadly, this just isn't interesting at all. "Nobody loves me," Hamblin sighs.

All in all, the film is worth a brief look, though clearly his talent is nowhere close to being on par with Shirts's.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:28 am
by _sock puppet
I kept thinking of Mr Roger's Neighborhood as I read your description, Dr Scratch.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:32 am
by _MrStakhanovite
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:35 am
by _Joey
What's promoted from Provo - stays in Provo.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:36 am
by _Kishkumen
Edited for the sake of human decency.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:39 am
by _Joey
Was Michael Watson the Director of Content on this film?
Think I'll wait for the release of the "second Watson production". Always so much more important.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:47 am
by _Everybody Wang Chung
Good Lord!! I sure miss Kerry Shirts.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:59 am
by _Kishkumen
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:Good Lord!! I sure miss Kerry Shirts.


Kerry really admires this guy.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:00 am
by _Doctor Scratch
There is (or was) another episode that was devoted to Hamblin visiting a bookstore at or near Oxford for the sole purpose of seeing whether or not they had his stupid book in stock.

Re: Mopologist Reality TV

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:03 am
by _Kishkumen
Edited for the sake of human decency, which I obviously lack.