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Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:41 pm
by _Fence Sitter
If Eve was created by God from Adam's rib wasn't she the product of a relationship between two males?
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:24 am
by _moksha
Fence Sitter wrote:If Eve was created by God from Adam's rib wasn't she the product of a relationship between two males?
Eve was cloned from Adam's rib and given the missing piece of the Y chromosome to enable participation in the Relief Society.
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:10 am
by _zeezrom
I like to imagine that Eve burst out of Adam's side, fully armed with all manner of weapons.
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:26 am
by _sock puppet
zeezrom wrote:I like to imagine that Eve burst out of Adam's side, fully armed with all manner of weapons.
Sort of like the creature did in the early scenes of
Alien?
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:37 am
by _Fence Sitter
I am just wondering how she managed to avoid gender conflict issues if she did not have any role model to follow.
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:30 am
by _zeezrom
Fence Sitter wrote:I am just wondering how she managed to avoid gender conflict issues if she did not have any role model to follow.
Like this?
http://LDS.org/ensign/2011/06/moms-comm ... Mini+skirt
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:08 am
by _ludwigm
"She was aware that her clothing would need to be modest to cover the temple garment she would be wearing."
[imagine some words here, which would ordain this comment to the outer darkness]
The garments are the things which I never forgive that DAMNED socalledchurch.
And that stupid founder of it.
And that brainless prophetsseersrevelators since then.
And the troglodyte followers.
My wife was and is as attractive as any woman can (by the way we are 66, my age-group know what I speak about... ).
And I should gaze at that disgusting pieces day-by-day, instead of her body...
[some (many) fourletterwords... Hungarian is rich of that words, You should know them all to use them as necessary]
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:15 am
by _ludwigm
"temple"
"saints"
Please do search the meaning of that words. The real ones. And there are a lot of redefined, explained away or misused ones.
Don't care uneducated farmboys!
Please don't piss against the wind... It is futile.
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:34 pm
by _Doctor CamNC4Me
ludwigm wrote:My wife was and is as attractive as any woman can (by the way we are 66, my age-group know what I speak about... ).
And I should gaze at that disgusting pieces day-by-day, instead of her body...
You, Sir. You have a legitimate complaint. Eastern European women are beautiful.
I feel for you.
- VRDRC
Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:09 am
by _Drifting
Eve's mother was Adam's mother in law...oh wait...they weren't married...