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Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:55 pm
by _sock puppet
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:sock puppet wrote:I have mocked the LDS "prophets, seers and revelators" in many, many ways.
How come the Old Testament God hasn't unleased she-bears on me?
Well, I heard you've wrestled a few she-bears in your time...
*Oh, no I di'in't!*
Wr
astled a few. That is true.
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:08 pm
by _MCB
Maybe God is unleashing she-bears upon the LDS church (for multiple reasons).
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:28 pm
by _sock puppet
MCB wrote:Maybe God is unleashing she-bears upon the LDS church (for multiple reasons).
I am one of those she-bears!
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:25 pm
by _lovedoggies
][/quote]Yeah, if the opthamologist asks me for my 'daughter's' hand in marriage, what would be the best quip to answer him back?[/quote]
That he needs to take the rest of her as well. But then you might add...are you out of your *(^&%*&{)&%ing mind??? No freakin' way! But thank you for the offer kind sir : )
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:39 pm
by _sock puppet
lovedoggies wrote:]
Yeah, if the opthamologist asks me for my 'daughter's' hand in marriage, what would be the best quip to answer him back?[/quote]
That he needs to take
the rest of her as well. But then you might add...are you out of your *(^&%*&{)&%ing mind??? No freakin' way! But thank you for the offer kind sir : )[/quote]
Hah! Indeed, it's an all or nothing proposition.
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:15 am
by _Melchett
Never mind the she-bears. My wife is waiting for me to be turned into a pillar of salt, so at least I'll have some use in the kitchen.
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:18 am
by _bcspace
How come the Old Testament God hasn't unleased she-bears on me?
I think He's reserving the Indian tepee test for you.
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:42 am
by _Blixa
You have to follow the rules, Sock. One guy dissing a prophet is nothing. Consider the following image. Clearly you need to carry out your prophet mocking amid a pack of urchins:
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:36 am
by _ludwigm
sock puppet wrote: The doctor comments every year on what a lovely daughter I have.
ludwigm wrote:Warning: Next year You must prepare Your answer to a proposal.
sock puppet wrote:Yeah, if the opthamologist asks me for my 'daughter's' hand in marriage, what would be the best quip to answer him back?
"Wait a minute! We call her in, then please ask again."
Seems to be a double edge sword.
If You have the balls to say, and face the potential consequences...
Re: Where are God's she-bears when He needs them?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:24 pm
by _Drifting
sock puppet wrote: The doctor comments every year on what a lovely daughter I have.
ludwigm wrote:Warning: Next year You must prepare Your answer to a proposal.
sock puppet wrote:Yeah, if the opthamologist asks me for my 'daughter's' hand in marriage, what would be the best quip to answer him back?
Reminds me of a joke.
Man walking down the street see's a beggar with a dog beside him.
Man puts a dollar in the begging bowl and asks ''Does your dog bite?''
''No'' the beggar replies.
Man bends down to stroke the dog and is promptly bitten by it.
''I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?''
''It doesn't, that is not my dog...''