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Re: First Missionary Visit with Jersey Girl

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:28 am
by _Melchett
A frail voice comes through. "Who is it?"

side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:55 am
by _zeezrom
use this thread for comments on the missionary discussions going on with Jersey Girl. She doesn't want other commentary in the other thread.

Thank you very much!

Elder Zee

Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:01 am
by _Melchett
I've removed my reply to the First Visit thread - "In answer to their knocking, the sliding of a shotgun cartridge into the barrel gives a hollow reply.", and replaced it with something a little less sinister.

Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:05 am
by _Jersey Girl
I'm gonna get an ulcer.

Just sayin'

Re: First Missionary Visit with Jersey Girl

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:14 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Out of nowhere, a hard snowball smacks Elder Zee in the back of his head.

Reeling in pain as they wait in the cold, Elder Zee belts out, "Gosh Dang to HECK! That fricKING hurt!"

"SEE! They need to make GarmentĀ® Hoodies!", screams Elder Tee.

Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:31 am
by _Melchett
"What the fetch do you mean, Elder Tee?" said Elder Zee, more annoyed at his companions outburst. "Heavenly Father has sent this message, by way of the Prophet, that we are to suffer like those who came before us. Don't you see that it is His way of re-enforcing our testimony?"

"Forget you!", cried Tee. "He's small, alone and over 8 years old. "Feel the power of the restored gospel!", as he takes a small blue book from his backpack and launches it at the heavily wrapped-up figure.

As a side note....How have I became OP?