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What if Uchdorf caught Monson in the barn with Bednar and then shortly after that Monson received a revelation that he was commanded to have gay sex. And he wrote the revelation and gave it to his wife, but she threw it in the fire. Luckily he had a backup copy, and finally Sister Monson allowed him to have gay sex if she got to pick his partners. Then rumors started to fly about the prophet having gay sex, but he publicly denied the rumors. Then, after monson dies, Packer makes gay sex a requirement for exaltation, and publishes the revelation in the D&C. Wouldn't that be weird.

I don't know... Things as strange have happened.

DarkHelmet wrote:What if Uchdorf caught Monson in the barn with Bednar and then shortly after that Monson received a revelation that he was commanded to have gay sex. And he wrote the revelation and gave it to his wife, but she threw it in the fire. Luckily he had a backup copy, and finally Sister Monson allowed him to have gay sex if she got to pick his partners. Then rumors started to fly about the prophet having gay sex, but he publicly denied the rumors. Then, after monson dies, Packer makes gay sex a requirement for exaltation, and publishes the revelation in the D&C. Wouldn't that be weird.

While there is plenty of precedence for this sort of thing, the current prophet selection process makes prophetic sex drive a thing of the pass.

God, I hope so, anyway.

I'm pretty sure my family would leave the Mormon church. There would be a lot of people that leave the Mormon church.

I told my bro that the church might sometime in the future allow gays to be married. He said he would probably leave the church or really question it if that did happen.

I'm just hoping they wouldn't have video tape proof of monson and bednar going at it. Ewww

How many left because polygamy was adopted, how many more left when it was denounced

Again, why not? It has already effectively happened. Some tbms will believe no matter what shenanighans the leaders get up to. Especially as they have been conditioned to follow the prophet. All the prophet has to do then, is say it was god's will. Crisis averted.

My wife and I don't visit with President Monson and his wife very often, outside of scheduled meetings.

However, my dear wife and I do get together with the Uchtdorfs quite often. Since I have been called back to Salt Lake City from my Jamaica calling, we have missed the times we spent on the beach soaking in the sun (with our garments on), and watching the speedboats ferrying our basketball players back and forth to Columbia.

Now we spend time with the Uchtdorfs, sharing their tanning bed and hanging out in their jacuzzi.

I hope I can look as good as Elder Uchtdorf does as I get older.

Nothing much. The leader of the 12 apostles would be called as prophet. People are human beings. I never expect perfection from any human. Those who would leave have weak testimonies. It is not about perfect GA's but about the restored gospel. Period.

I would like to invite whyme to visit Salt Lake City and join in our jacuzzi evenings.

I am sure he would like to try out Elder Uchtdorf's jacuzzi and tanning bed. I am impressed with whyme's discipleship.

We need more whyme's. You are welcome to bring your girlfriend along, whyme!

why me wrote:Nothing much.

haha LMAO. Are you being serious? Yet more proof that Why Me knows nothing about Mormons.

This would be a huge deal for the Mormon church and for it's members. I'm sure it would shock my family and have an impact on them.

SteelHead wrote:
Again, why not? It has already effectively happened. Some tbms will believe no matter what shenanighans the leaders get up to. Especially as they have been conditioned to follow the prophet. All the prophet has to do then, is say it was god's will. Crisis averted.

Not really. Why would any member expect perfection from their GA's? GA's sin...it is normal to do so. They are human. One problem that the early LDS church had was with how members saw Joseph Smith. Most expected Joseph to act like a prophet. No enjoyment, no laughing, no anger etc. But a prophet is human. And so, humans share their human nature. No escaping it.