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Is there a cause and effect hypothesis to be drawn from the relatively high correlation here between apostates (were asked by nearly every Bishop, SP, and/or MP about masturbation) and TBMs (who insist they were never once asked about masturbation by any Bishop, SP, and/or MP).

I guess I call b*** s*** on the TBMs who claim never to have been asked. Geez, BKP's obsession with young males masturbating was even memorialized in print, For Young Men Only. So I find it hard to believe that anyone could have grown up in the 70's and/or 80's and not been asked by even one of their bishops, SPs, and/or MPs.

HAHA!

Welp, three of the TBM men in my life say they have been asked. AND my bishop as much as admitted to me that he asks that specific question.

So, while I believe there are men who never have been asked (or have totally supressed the memory) I know that a GREAT deal of men have been asked and are still being asked, especially with the current crusade against p0rn.

Not sure what the correlation is between online apostates and online defenders experiences, though. It's hilarious!

So, if these young TBMs were never asked, what was their opinion on the matter while growing up? Let me guess, they never thought about it. They never thought about this subject until they got married, I suppose. I mean, there are tons of things for a young man to think about: sports illustrated, Jim Morrison, surfing, art history, the waters of Mormon painting in the Book of Mormon, Ms. Jensen their tall ceramics teacher, prom, etc.

I dare any TBM to go tell their bishop that they can masturbate anytime they want and that it's none of the business of the Church. Just watch that temple recommend get yanked!

The Mormon Church is a cult. If you're a TBM, then you best understand that your penis belongs to the Church, not you. Your penis is a borrowed instrument (from your Heavenly Father) and the Church will tell you when and how you can use it. You may use it when married and only with your wife. That's the law of the Cult.

And how do I feel about this? I'd like to tell President Packer to go drop dead. Go die in a fire, Packer! I hate you, you son of a bitch! And, I challenge your priesthood power and your Mormon-jesus! You have no power, Packer-boy -- only the power to make afraid those scared little members of your cult.

Paul O

Listen up Mormon men and boys; do NOT touch your penis. It is forbidden. The Church will not allow it. You have defiled your holy temple which the church (The Lord) owns.

Hands off your penis!



Paul O

Shulem wrote:Listen up Mormon men and boys; do NOT touch your penis. It is forbidden. The Church will not allow it. You have defiled your holy temple which the church (The Lord) owns.

Hands off your penis!



Paul O

That's very sad, Paul. There is going to be a lot of urine on the restroom floor if the faithful young men can't touch their penises. Not to mention all those wet stains on the front of their pants.

That drawing is quite disturbing. All wearing white shirts. All wearing ties. All wearing dark slacks. The parents would be proud of their little conformist automatons.

And if the caption is considered, they masturbated in unison.

I wonder which one snitched. My bet is on the one on the far left. He looks the least nervous. Too calm for it to be the one in the bishop's hot seat being grilled, while these 5 are outside awaiting their turn.

That's very sad, Paul. There is going to be a lot of urine on the restroom floor if the faithful young me can't touch their penises. Not to mention all those wet stains on the front of their pants.

Have you ever been to a urinal in the temple? You practically have to stand with your feet on edge and at the sides because of the puddles of urine on the floor. Mormon men for some reason can't seem to get their urin in the urinal while pissing in the temple. It's really disgusting, I kid you not!

Perhaps it has something to do with a heavy concentration of semen mixed with urin so it squirts out funny and dribbles, thus making a mess. When I was a teen my bishop told me that the semen would come out with the urine naturally or during a wet dream. That is how the Church wants men to discharge semen if they aren't married. But if you're married, you can have sex. But even then, you may not even get to have sex so you'll have to have a wet dream. Such is life in the Mormon Church.

Paul O

sock puppet wrote:...Too calm for it to be the one in the bishop's hot seat being grilled, while these 5 are outside awaiting their turn.

Just to be clear... I'm not convinced those boys are afraid of the bishop grilling them. Likely, they are afraid of potential public humiliation.

They are afraid the bishop will kindly tell them they can't partake of the sacrament for 2 months. This might seem like small beans but it really matters to a youth. They might also be afraid the bishop will kindly ask them to delay the mission for a couple of months. Every aquaintance and family member of the boy will wonder what is wrong with him. Scary, scary stuff. The church could easily remedy this problem:

Announce to the membership that a boy that let his sacred procreative powers be aroused can still partake of the sacrament and will still go on a mission. Have they said that yet? Maybe I missed it.

That drawing is quite disturbing. All

It is a clear reminder how the Mormon church clearly practices child molestation by abusing young boys over their personal sexual desires through the fine art of causing one to feel guilty.

Mormon bishops are child abusers and those who discuss masturbation with little kids should be arrested and thrown in jail. Starting with the prophet!

I'm just rubbing my hands together waiting for all those lawsuits to take down the Mormon church. It's just a matter of time now. Church tithing money will be taken from the church and given to the masturbators!!

Paul O