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Son Ahman

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:30 pm
by _Buffalo
From the recent Warren Jeffs sex ban proclamation:

PROCLAMATION

Proclamation of Son Ahman, Even Jesus Christ,
To All Peoples of the Earth, Even My Holy Will
To Warn All of My Judgment Upon All Peoples


Isn't it strange to see this guy using Joseph Smith's language for Jesus? It's like getting a window into early Mormon history. The corporate church has abandoned "Ahman." Now it's "The Savior."

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:16 am
by _Runtu
Buffalo wrote:Isn't it strange to see this guy using Joseph Smith's language for Jesus? It's like getting a window into early Mormon history. The corporate church has abandoned "Ahman." Now it's "The Savior."


He's got the "even" down right.

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:43 am
by _Quasimodo
Buffalo wrote:From the recent Warren Jeffs sex ban proclamation:

PROCLAMATION

Proclamation of Son Ahman, Even Jesus Christ,
To All Peoples of the Earth, Even My Holy Will
To Warn All of My Judgment Upon All Peoples


Isn't it strange to see this guy using Joseph Smith's language for Jesus? It's like getting a window into early Mormon history. The corporate church has abandoned "Ahman." Now it's "The Savior."


I hadn't heard the recent proclamation by Warren, so I looked it up.

Warren Jeffs, the convicted rapist leader of a fundamentalist Mormon cult, has banned sex until he gets out of prison.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1iRgZVH3D


I guess this solves the whole problem of the FLDS. They will go the way of the Shakers. No sex, no kiddies. No kiddies, no future members. They will UNbreed themselves into non-existence.

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:54 am
by _just me
If he's not gettin' any, ain't no one gettin' any?

Holy hell...he banned toys and bicycles!

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:00 am
by _Quasimodo
just me wrote:If he's not gettin' any, ain't no one gettin' any?


I wonder how long the faithful FLDS will go along with this? Didn't Warren proclaim the end of the world by last Saturday? I'm still here (at least I think I am).

He's burning his bridges pretty quickly.

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:01 am
by _just me
Quasimodo wrote:
just me wrote:If he's not gettin' any, ain't no one gettin' any?


I wonder how long the faithful FLDS will go along with this? Didn't Warren proclaim the end of the world by last Saturday? I'm still here (at least I think I am).

He's burning his bridges pretty quickly.


The article says the sex ban was the last straw for many people and that families are fleeing the church. However, those who remain are more devoted than ever...meeting daily. EEK!

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:11 am
by _Runtu
just me wrote:The article says the sex ban was the last straw for many people and that families are fleeing the church. However, those who remain are more devoted than ever...meeting daily. EEK!


Well, duh. When a prophet asks you to do something that is obviously wrong, you are being tested. The correct answer is to overcome your conscience and obey; otherwise, you have failed the test. Or so I'm told.

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:14 am
by _zeezrom
We will soon observe the birth of many NOFMs: New Order FLDS Mormons

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:21 am
by _Quasimodo
zeezrom wrote:We will soon observe the birth of many NOFMs: New Order FLDS Mormons


:D. I wonder who will lead this new group and will they last long? Will they call themselves the "Not so Fundamentalist Later day Saints (NSFLDS)?

Re: Son Ahman

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:24 am
by _Quasimodo
just me wrote:
The article says the sex ban was the last straw for many people and that families are fleeing the church. However, those who remain are more devoted than ever...meeting daily. EEK!


Those "more devoted" aren't having any kids. Poof! They're gone.