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1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:41 pm
by _Darth J
--Read the Doctrine and Covenants using the voice of
Patrick from "Spongebob Squarepants" in your mind to speak for the Lord.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:43 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:44 pm
by _Mercury
Imagine Joseph Smith running after his whores to yakety sax, like in Benny Hill while getting chased by the cops.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:44 pm
by _brade
Wear temple clothes during service activities.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:45 pm
by _Blixa
Fence Sitter wrote:Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.
I'm trying to do that in my head and I can't.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:47 pm
by _Drifting
Blixa wrote:Fence Sitter wrote:Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.
I'm trying to do that in my head and I can't.
As a woman you can't read the sacrament blessing regardless of tone.
Your mental block is the HG confirming that.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:49 pm
by _just me
Have a flashmob instead of a "rest hymn."
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:50 pm
by _just me
Bring in contemporary worship music and a band.
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:51 pm
by _Darth J
Start dropping hints in Sunday school that the reason we cannot find archaeological remains from the Nephites is that the Book of Mormon narrative happened on another planet, and that the vessels the Lord instructed Nephi and the brother of Jared to build were actually spaceships.
Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:52 pm
by _Runtu
Read a talk from the Journal of Discourses in sacrament meeting, verbatim.