Official Doctrine Irrelevance: Seriously, Guys!
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:22 pm
I went to some trouble actually searching through my house no gather up all my thoughts that are normally scattered like marbles in an ADD kids' room. What did I get for the trouble? No one listened to me! Some of you are still engaging in the Official Doctrine Red Herring Tour (ODRHT) with obiwan and bcspace.
Again, again, again, doctrine is irrelevant to the truth claims of the prophets. (Excluding doctrine as a study in itself, as Sock illustrated) "The church" mattereth not. I blame myself, really, for not being clear. So, I will try again! Out of love for my fellow man, I will extend myself!
When a truth claim is at stake during a conversation with a Mopologist, put it in prophetic and factual terms.
Example One: Worldwide flood.
Wrong: Critic, "The Church has long taught, and has expressed, that the flood of Noah was worldwide in scope." Talking Monkey, "If you read the texts or the statement, you can see that the words worldwide have not been used by the current prophet, therefore we have no clear doctrine on the matter."
Right: Critic, "Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them that the Noachian flood was worldwide in scope. Is this true or false?" Talking Monkey, "Yes, that's true, but it doesn't matter!"
Example Two: Upstate NY location for that stupid hill.
Wrong: Critic,"The church has long presented the place for that stupid hill being in NY." Talking Monkey,"Many leaders have expressed opinions, but the church has no position."
Right: Critic,"Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them the location of that stupid hill is in NY." Talking Monkey,"Yes, but that's not doctrine!"
Example Three: The Funky Curse of Cain.
Wrong: Critic,"though reason presented by the priesthood ban is because the brothers were fencesitters in Operation WTF." Talking Monkey,"The church has no position on that and does not teach that."
Right: Critic,"Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them that black skin is a sign of a curse, the African curse being for being Swiss in Operation WTF." Talking Monkey, "Yes, but the church doesn't teach that!"
Conclusion: Doctrine is irrelevant. What prophets claim god told them IS. It is true that Adam-God is probably not doctrinal. What is also true is that BY claimed god told him Adam-God is the case.
So, please, the next time you talk to obiwan and he asserts something like the church has ALWAYS presented there being pre-Lehites, ignore that. Instead show what prophets have claimed.
Thank You!
Again, again, again, doctrine is irrelevant to the truth claims of the prophets. (Excluding doctrine as a study in itself, as Sock illustrated) "The church" mattereth not. I blame myself, really, for not being clear. So, I will try again! Out of love for my fellow man, I will extend myself!
When a truth claim is at stake during a conversation with a Mopologist, put it in prophetic and factual terms.
Example One: Worldwide flood.
Wrong: Critic, "The Church has long taught, and has expressed, that the flood of Noah was worldwide in scope." Talking Monkey, "If you read the texts or the statement, you can see that the words worldwide have not been used by the current prophet, therefore we have no clear doctrine on the matter."
Right: Critic, "Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them that the Noachian flood was worldwide in scope. Is this true or false?" Talking Monkey, "Yes, that's true, but it doesn't matter!"
Example Two: Upstate NY location for that stupid hill.
Wrong: Critic,"The church has long presented the place for that stupid hill being in NY." Talking Monkey,"Many leaders have expressed opinions, but the church has no position."
Right: Critic,"Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them the location of that stupid hill is in NY." Talking Monkey,"Yes, but that's not doctrine!"
Example Three: The Funky Curse of Cain.
Wrong: Critic,"though reason presented by the priesthood ban is because the brothers were fencesitters in Operation WTF." Talking Monkey,"The church has no position on that and does not teach that."
Right: Critic,"Mormon prophets have claimed that god told them that black skin is a sign of a curse, the African curse being for being Swiss in Operation WTF." Talking Monkey, "Yes, but the church doesn't teach that!"
Conclusion: Doctrine is irrelevant. What prophets claim god told them IS. It is true that Adam-God is probably not doctrinal. What is also true is that BY claimed god told him Adam-God is the case.
So, please, the next time you talk to obiwan and he asserts something like the church has ALWAYS presented there being pre-Lehites, ignore that. Instead show what prophets have claimed.
Thank You!