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Purdy said it is not clear why the restriction on blacks holding the priesthood was put in place, or why it was lifted in 1978, but that attempts to explain the restriction should be "viewed as speculation and opinion, not doctrine."

Which is all Bott did. He's certainly no anomaly.

Being Appointed and Qualified to Speak for the Mormon Church as any member, nonmember, antagonist, apologist, leader, representative, corporate officer, or any person on the earth at this time, or in the past or even in the future. I state the following as Mormon Doctrine.

The sole reason personages with skin reflectance values ranging from 19 to 46 were denied the ordinance manipulation authority of the Corporate organization registered as the Corporation of the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints was due to a clerical error upon the scribes who we assigned by Horny Holy Joe to pronounce lineage of the Tribe of Israel during the establishment of said organization.

And I say these things in the Name of Pure Speculation which is the ruling authority of the Mormon church upon the earth, Amen.

I just had an epiphany.

The reason the Curse of Cain people were not allowed to hold the priesthood was so that in the latter days when no other ethnic identity would allow there ancestors to be Proxy baptized Mormon, the Curse of Cain people, now Uncurse of Cained could make it so pasty old white people in Utah could still have something to do on Fridays and Saturdays.

How marvelous the Simple Truths of the Mormon Gospel are.