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Another Alternate Apology To Be Read At Sacrament Meeting
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:28 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Dear Brothers and Sisters,
It has come to our attention that as a result of the recent divine guidance by President Newsroom B. Release some of you may be confused about the process of repentance. To be perfectly clear, unless you fully understand the motivations for any questionable behavior in your past, you are not required to express remorse for said behaviors as that might offend yourself.
We would apologize for confusion that we might have created but since we are unsure that we really did anything at all, no apology will be issued.
Sincerely
President Newsroom Bulletin Release.
Re: Another Alternate Apology To Be Read At Sacrament Meetin
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:36 pm
by _MCB
Re: Another Alternate Apology To Be Read At Sacrament Meetin
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:44 pm
by _bcspace
President Newsroom Bulletin Release.
Don't you just love how some MDD members are now embracing the Church's one and only standard for doctrine? Official Publication....
Re: Another Alternate Apology To Be Read At Sacrament Meetin
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:59 pm
by _Darth J
bcspace wrote:President Newsroom Bulletin Release.
Don't you just love how some MDD members are now embracing the Church's one and only standard for doctrine? Official Publication....
Comically Missing the Point
A character completely misses a really obvious point for comic effect. The point is the sort of thing that any reasonable or informed person will spot and understand given a few seconds or enough information. However, the center of this trope is a person who, despite having all the time in the world and all the information, comes to a conclusion so wrong it's hard to be even further from correct. Commonly elicits a response along the lines of "that's not what's wrong here".
Re: Another Alternate Apology To Be Read At Sacrament Meetin
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:22 pm
by _zeezrom
Fence Sitter wrote:Dear Brothers and Sisters,
It has come to our attention that as a result of the recent divine guidance by President Newsroom B. Release some of you may be confused about the process of repentance. To be perfectly clear, unless you fully understand the motivations for any questionable behavior in your past, you are not required to express remorse for said behaviors as that might offend yourself.
We would apologize for confusion that we might have created but since we are unsure that we really did anything at all, no apology will be issued.
Sincerely
President Newsroom Bulletin Release.
The best!