Jesus fed the masses with 2 fish (and 5 loaves of bread).
With their tithes, the LDS masses have now in turn fed the monolithic COB, so that it could genetically engineer City Creek fish ($158m).
And the LDS really wonder why it is "the Church" might not be considered Christian?
Fish and Fishy
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Re: Fish and Fishy
sock puppet wrote:Jesus fed the masses with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread.
- "He spoils the trade! Crucify him!" - shouted the fishermen and the bakers.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Fish and Fishy
I'm looking forward to casting a line if I ever get over there.
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Re: Fish and Fishy
$158m on trout...
$88m on humanitarian aid...
WWJD....?
$88m on humanitarian aid...
WWJD....?
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Re: Fish and Fishy
bcspace wrote:I'm looking forward to casting a line if I ever get over there.
Looking to get a little something in return for decades of your tithe dollars, are you?
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Drifting wrote:$158m on trout...
$88m on humanitarian aid...
WWJD....?
Grrrrrrrr....
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Fish and Fishy
I don't see what the problem is.
Obviously, the Church has spent millions on genetically-engineered fish so they can be used to feed the masses.
Isn't it wonderful? Isn't it marvelous?
Obviously, the Church has spent millions on genetically-engineered fish so they can be used to feed the masses.
Isn't it wonderful? Isn't it marvelous?