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New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:06 am
by _Infymus
The new City Creek commercials playing here in Salt Lake show a woman wearing a very small black dress. The hemline is above knees showing her long, tanned legs. The shoulders are tight and short, and she's a beautiful brunette. Not a hint of a garment line anywhere. And the camera starts at her legs, and slowly pans up her body. Great legs. Come shop at the City Creek the text says.

Nothing like a little walking pornography to bring people down to Jesus Christ's mall, right?

I wonder if any of the 15 have seen the commercial. Probably not, I doubt they have even owned televisions since 1978. Wait, maybe that German guy that gave the cult a buttload of money and got made an Apostle does. Of all the people in Utah, hell, all the people in the surrounding states - he got chosen to take a ride with the Blue Angels. Having Jesus as your constant companion has perks you know.

I'm off track.

Going to stay a minimum of 15 miles away from City Creek this whole year. I'm just not interested in going down there. Not even for a hot pair of legs.

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:23 am
by _zeezrom
The message is simply that the LBD is ok. Consider this progress! This is one step closer to a raised garment bottom hemline! Praises!

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:39 am
by _Daheshist
Uchtdorf gave the Church a boatload of money???????????????????

That is news to me!!!!

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:48 am
by _Nightlion
I guess you do not spend billions and then try to be meek and righteous about it. I eyeballed the billboards and noticed the proud looks of the women and that two different guys have what LOOKS like an earring. Both of them in the exact same deceptive manner. I looked twice or thrice before I finally noticed that it is an illusion from a dark spot behind them. Deniability sure.

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:18 pm
by _Equality
Nightlion wrote:I guess you do not spend billions and then try to be meek and righteous about it. I eyeballed the billboards and noticed the proud looks of the women and that two different guys have what LOOKS like an earring. Both of them in the exact same deceptive manner. I looked twice or thrice before I finally noticed that it is an illusion from a dark spot behind them. Deniability sure.


You definitely have a gift for seeing things others cannot.

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by _bcspace
Are you guys confusing business with Church again? Have you not read Luke 16? Business is business and business must grow, regardless of crummies in tummies you know.

Image

:lol:

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:00 pm
by _Jason Bourne
Daheshist wrote:Uchtdorf gave the Church a boatload of money???????????????????

That is news to me!!!!



Its news because it is likely he didn't. He was not rich when called as a GA. He was an airline pilot and that is upper middle class wages. Likely the Blue Angels thing was because he is a prominent person in Utah that used to fly.

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:11 pm
by _Drifting
Jason Bourne wrote:
Daheshist wrote:Uchtdorf gave the Church a boatload of money???????????????????

That is news to me!!!!



Its news because it is likely he didn't. He was not rich when called as a GA. He was an airline pilot and that is upper middle class wages. Likely the Blue Angels thing was because he is a prominent person in Utah that used to fly.


Senior Vice President of Flight Operations for Lufthansa will make significantly more than an airline pilot...

By 1970, at 29 years old, Uchtdorf had reached the rank of Captain with Lufthansa. He was appointed in 1975 as head of Lufthansa's new Arizona Training School, then in 1980 he was made head chief pilot of cockpit crews and then senior vice president of flight operations in 1982.[4] He left Lufthansa in 1996, two years after being called to the Quorums of the Seventy.[8]

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:52 pm
by _Kishkumen
I don't see that there is any excuse for this mall. The whole matter is disgusting. Babylon masquerades as Zion in Salt Lake City, and the one organization, the Church of Jesus Christ, that should have known better, made it happen.

As far as I am concerned, this is a sign of the apostasy of the LDS Church. Now it is not just more human than divine; it is more machine than man.

Re: New City Creek Commercials - Ah, walking porn.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:11 pm
by _Jason Bourne
Drifting wrote:Senior Vice President of Flight Operations for Lufthansa will make significantly more than an airline pilot...




I stand corrected. But my guess is he still was not enormously wealthy. 500k plus a year maybe?