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This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site.

Buffalo wrote:http://www.secretunderpants.com/2010/04/its-not-sacred-when-its-touching-your-butt/

This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site.

That's funny. I think every Mormon kid goes through this. Garments were never sacred to me. When I was trying to find socks in the dryer I always accidentally touched my dad's crusty garments.

It's not secret. It's esoteric.

es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

bcspace wrote:It's not secret. It's esoteric.

es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.
understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.
belonging to the select few.
3.
private; secret; confidential.
4.
(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

TrashcanMan79 wrote:es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

Ha! Beat me to it.

Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.

4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras

bcspace wrote:Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.

4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras

se·cret
adj \ˈsē-krət\
Definition of SECRET
1
a : kept from knowledge or view : hidden b : marked by the habit of discretion : closemouthed c : working with hidden aims or methods : undercover <a secret agent> d : not acknowledged : unavowed <a secret bride> e : conducted in secret <a secret trial>
2
: remote from human frequentation or notice : secluded
3
: revealed only to the initiated : esoteric
4
: designed to elude observation or detection <a secret panel>
5
: containing information whose unauthorized disclosure could endanger national security — compare confidential, top secret
— se·cret·ly adverb
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I don't know about you all, but anything that touches my butt is either sacred or it gets cut off. That may actually be the same thing.

the skid marks are sacred not secret.

As for me, I prefer colored undies --just in case.