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Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:44 am
by _Daheshist
When choosing new apostles, the Brethren usually choose their relatives (by blood or marriage). So, why was Uchtdorf chosen?

Any guesses?

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:50 am
by _hatersinmyward
Because He's a Top-Tier Bs'er and to convert more Europeans. Europeans give a greater return because most aren't poverty stricken.

10% of a Euro vs. 10% of a Peso.

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:54 am
by _MCB
the Brethren usually choose their relatives (by blood or marriage)
So that they can deny that the above was ever a rule? :rolleyes:

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:17 am
by _moksha
Daheshist wrote:Any guesses?


Could have been a trial run for an Apostle of color. I think it was successful since he is my favorite Apostle. He has spoken about love for the other. It's like he has different priorities. I don't think any of his speeches have involved money accumulation efforts.

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:38 am
by _bcspace
Because they'll need to train an air force when the revolution comes?

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:49 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
bcspace wrote:Because they'll need to train an air force when the revolution comes?

What revolution?

srly.

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:49 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
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Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:29 am
by _Daheshist
He was certainly never super-rich. He was an airline pilot for a long time, and I'm sure he probably met some of the Apostles when they flew to Europe. I see no blood or marriage connection with the other apostles living or dead. He is truly unique among the Twelve.

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:33 am
by _bcspace
Because they'll need to train an air force when the revolution comes?
What revolution?


The one in which the whole bunch of mindless jerks in the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation will be the first against the wall.

Re: Why was Uchtdorf chosen an Apostle?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:57 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Daheshist wrote:He was certainly never super-rich. He was an airline pilot for a long time, and I'm sure he probably met some of the Apostles when they flew to Europe. I see no blood or marriage connection with the other apostles living or dead. He is truly unique among the Twelve.

He was added to appease the whiners that apostleship is from the good ol' boys network, and that there are no foreign apostles.

Rather than shocking the white tithe payers(who carry the church) with a brown apostle from Mexico who is named Elder Jose N. Sanchez , they brought in a foreign white guy.