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Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:09 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:38 am
by _Shulem
Holland is a lying jackass. How fortunate for him that in our day false prophets and apostles are protected by civil laws and decent societies. Can you imagine an angry mob nailing him on a cross like Jesus or Peter and telling him to come down from the cross if he has the power?
Mormon apostles are nothing more than business men in suits. They will never be able to demonstrate the miracles and powers touted in their scriptures because they have none. All they can do is get more defensive and cocky as the years go by. We have clearly seen this in Holland. He is a total ass, and an ugly one at that -- overfead, all bills paid, compliments of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints which pays their General Authorities to preach and teach new Mormonism to all the world -- not the kind Brigham Young taught.
In conclusion, he's a lying bastard and can't say jack about Facsimile No. 3. Now that is one chapter of scripture Mormon leaders avoid like leprosy. It won't be too long before the Facsimiles disappear from LDS canon. Just watch.
Paul O
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:43 am
by _The Dude
God will not be mocked, but his apostles are ripe and ready for it.
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:50 am
by _Shulem
I'd love to hear elder Holland bear his testimony that he knows the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are true and correct. Prophesy Holland-boy! Tell us you know the Explanations are the word of God!
Holland is about as stupid as Brigham Young University. They can't read Egyptian. Mormon prophets are Morons.
Paul O
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:28 pm
by _brade
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:47 pm
by _Corpsegrinder
Richard M. Nixon: "I am not a crook"
Jeffrey R. Holland: "I am not a dodo."
Re: Holland DoDo remix!
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:14 am
by _Shulem
Elder Holland said,
"I know the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are true and correct and that Joseph Smith correctly translated the Egyptian language therein. The First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve have put their stamp of approval on the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has determined what is Egyptian and the world should heed our revelations -- and I am a prophet, seer, and a revelator -- I know the future and the past"
Paul O
