LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt III

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LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt III

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Have you ever participated in an abortion? a homosexual relationship?

Have you driven your sister to the abortion clinic--is that participating? Giving her the money--is that participating? What if she's not your sister, but your lover?

What makes a relationship with another person of the same gender "homosexual"? Of a sexual nature? What does that require?
oral sex? ???
anal penetration? ???
heavy petting getting the other 'off'? ???
dry humping? ???
Licking the other's body? Where?
French kissing? ???
Any same gender 'lip-locking'?
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Have you ever participated in an abortion? a homosexual relationship?


Goes without saying.
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Re: LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt III

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bcspace wrote:
Have you ever participated in an abortion? a homosexual relationship?


Goes without saying.

You've been a bishop. How far did you drill down? (Pun intended.)
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sock puppet wrote:You've been a bishop. How far did you drill down? (Pun intended.)


Bashing the Bishop is also frowned upon...
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
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