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LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt IV

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:34 pm
by _sock puppet
You have been taught that membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints includes living gospel standards. What do you understand of the following standards? Are you willing to obey them?

The law of chastity, which prohibits any sexual relationship outside the bonds of a legal marriage between a man and a woman?

What amounts to a sexual relationship?
sexual intercourse? sure.
oral sex? ???
anal penetration or is that just amateur proctology?
heavy petting getting the other 'off'? ???
dry humping? (why me's 'Mormon lay'?) ???
Licking parts of the other's body? Which parts?
French kissing? ??? according to some BYU bishops, yes
Any kissing? ???

Re: LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt IV

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:18 pm
by _bcspace
Goes without saying. You've obviously not progressed beyond a teenager in terms of mental development.

Re: LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt IV

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:35 pm
by _sock puppet
bcspace wrote:Goes without saying. You've obviously not progressed beyond a teenager in terms of mental development.

Is this one of those 'better to be vague' than clear prophesies you Mormons are so proud of?

Re: LDS Baptism Interview Questions, Pt IV

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:00 pm
by _Drifting
So Joseph Smith wasn't worthy for baptism?