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I have it on good authority from the Mother of a Friend that her son, who works Security at City Creek Center Mall, heard that Mormon Jesus was spotted in the Men's Clothing section of Macy's with Elder Oaks on 31 March 2012 just after Conference was out.

This is truly a sign that Mormon Jesus is Well Please with the City Creek Center Project and all those patrons of it and its many stores.

Heard Gollum was spotted catching trout. Nice fishhhhhh......

When I visited City Creek early April, I too visited the Men's department at Macy's.

You know, knowing that Jesus had visited prior explains a lot. I betcha Jesus cleaned out the Marc Ecko XL shirts because half of the cool designs were already sold out. Nothing else would explain it.

I guess the Lord of the universe is given a few extra perks us mortals are denied. I can imagine that Jesus was excitedly modeling his new shirts for his eternal wives like I do after my Macy's purchases.

Lucky stiff.

I hope they gave Jesus an employee discount..

bcspace wrote:Heard Gollum was spotted catching trout. Nice fishhhhhh......

Hope Church Security makes him cough up the $866,000 dollars that fish cost.