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Lies, Damn Lies and WTF Mormon Jesus (link)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:32 pm
by _The Mighty Builder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... PIWFht3RpQ

What happened to the good old days Mormon Jesus, when that lying B*tch and her Reporter Stooge would have been killed for such misinformation and lies? Come on we need a Brigham Young type leader, not these wussies and sycophants you have as leaders now.

Remember these classics

Doctrine and Covenants

29:17 And it shall come to pass, because of the wickedness of the world, that I will take vengeance upon the wicked, for they will not repent; for the cup of mine indignation is full; for behold, my blood shall not cleanse them if they hear me not.

97:22 For behold, and lo, vengeance cometh speedily upon the ungodly as the whirlwind; and who shall escape it?

133:51 And I have trampled them in my fury, and I did tread upon them in mine anger, and their blood have I sprinkled upon my garments, and stained all my raiment; for this was the day of vengeance which was in my heart.

136:35 And now cometh the day of their calamity, even the days of sorrow, like a woman that is taken in travail; and their sorrow shall be great unless they speedily repent, yea, very speedily.

and many more.

I guess we need to change the lyrics to Our god is an awesome god, to Our god is a Pussy god.

Re: Lies, Damn Lies and WTF Mormon Jesus (link)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:49 pm
by _Polygamy-Porter
The Mighty Builder wrote:I guess we need to change the lyrics to Our god is an awesome god, to Our god is a Pussy god.

According to Mormon theology, he indeed is a pussy god! More than he could ever want!

:lol:

Re: Lies, Damn Lies and WTF Mormon Jesus (link)

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:54 pm
by _The Mighty Builder
The Mighty Builder wrote:According to Mormon theology, he indeed is a pussy god! More than he could ever want!


Sweet