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The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:22 pm
by _Kishkumen
Daniel Peterson is... on...
a paid tour for which he has been hired as a guide.Creep.
Exploiter of the Widow's Mite.
How dare he take a job to show tourists the history of ancient Israel and the Roman Empire!
For shame.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:24 pm
by _Spurven Ten Sing
Later on he will be polluting my country. Now I wonder just what qualifies him to speak on Norwegian history? Cuz his last name is Peterson? Woops, that's a Swedish spelling.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:59 pm
by _Kishkumen
Spurven Ten Sing wrote:Later on he will be polluting my country. Now I wonder just what qualifies him to speak on Norwegian history? Cuz his last name is Peterson? Woops, that's a Swedish spelling.
Well, there were those alleged Vikings in North America. If only they could be tied to the Book of Mormon somehow.
Nah, that looks more like a job for Meldrum and friends.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:00 pm
by _Infymus
I'll bet the trip will be so full of FPRS that DCP will be able to sell them stones from Adam's altar - that and his extra bag of Liahonas.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:02 pm
by _Kishkumen
Infymus wrote:that and his extra bag of Liahonas.
What an oddity! I've heard that most holders of the priesthood only have one bag with two Liahonas in it.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:05 pm
by _Morley
Kishkumen wrote:Infymus wrote:that and his extra bag of Liahonas.
What an oddity! I've heard that most holders of the priesthood only have one bag with two Liahonas in it.
Quip of the month award.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:11 pm
by _RockSlider
Kishkumen wrote:Infymus wrote:that and his extra bag of Liahonas.
What an oddity! I've heard that most holders of the priesthood only have one bag with two Liahonas in it.
Dan signed his Liahonas away with the Honor Code Contract not many moons back.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:14 pm
by _SteelHead
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:23 pm
by _sock puppet
I am impressed by anyone that uses Jesus in any way to get others to pay him or her.
Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:31 pm
by _MCB
Kishkumen wrote:Well, there were those alleged Vikings in North America. If only they could be tied to the Book of Mormon somehow.
Nah, that looks more like a job for Meldrum and friends.
Meldrum wouldn't touch that one with a six-inch pole.

You humble me.