Of Morgbots and Kraftwerk.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:59 pm
Morgbot is secretly one of my favorite terms used to describe the heaving fan boys n’ girls of Mopologetics. While some dimwits of this board’s past have strenuously objected to such a term, and I’m sure almost all the contributors to the Skinny-L would decry such a term as ‘bigoted’.
Of course, I must disagree. The suffix ‘bot’ of course comes from the term ‘robot’ which comes straight out of the aesthetic worship of industrial futurism, hence the Wardhouse-in a –box that spreads nearly identical LDS buildings across the United States. With a Patriarchal command structure that would give Max Weber a wet dream, the term Morgbot could not be better suited for such a culture of people.
As an example, BCSpace is a perfect example of a worker, a pristine example of robata. The term Robot actually has its roots in Soviet thinking and Slavic language, when such morbots as BCSpace clamor to see just how many earrings a young lady is wearing and if she following the guidance of the Prophet, he is just another potential cog that keeps the machine’s gears turning. Should we be surprised that both Molotov and Hinckley would be proud of BCSpace? This poster is not.
Of course, many a mouth breather will (e.g. Wade Englund) of course disagree, slamming a meaty fist down on the table and declaring “We have Agency!” Alas, he doesn’t. Of course, there is some historical ties with Blixa’s fascination with the Golem and Artificial Intelligence, but these things are merely there to simulate freedom, a robot (and by necessity, a Morbot) has the absence of freedom. The history of Church Correlation is the exact opposite of the secular robotics, instead of turning machines into humans; the LDS Church seeks to turn humans into machines.
For a brilliant example of what I speak, I beg you to listen to Kraftwerks’ brilliant song “The Robots”. In my estimation they are parroting pre-war Germany and it is almost like they seem to channel post Correlation Mormonism.
Of course, I must disagree. The suffix ‘bot’ of course comes from the term ‘robot’ which comes straight out of the aesthetic worship of industrial futurism, hence the Wardhouse-in a –box that spreads nearly identical LDS buildings across the United States. With a Patriarchal command structure that would give Max Weber a wet dream, the term Morgbot could not be better suited for such a culture of people.
As an example, BCSpace is a perfect example of a worker, a pristine example of robata. The term Robot actually has its roots in Soviet thinking and Slavic language, when such morbots as BCSpace clamor to see just how many earrings a young lady is wearing and if she following the guidance of the Prophet, he is just another potential cog that keeps the machine’s gears turning. Should we be surprised that both Molotov and Hinckley would be proud of BCSpace? This poster is not.
Of course, many a mouth breather will (e.g. Wade Englund) of course disagree, slamming a meaty fist down on the table and declaring “We have Agency!” Alas, he doesn’t. Of course, there is some historical ties with Blixa’s fascination with the Golem and Artificial Intelligence, but these things are merely there to simulate freedom, a robot (and by necessity, a Morbot) has the absence of freedom. The history of Church Correlation is the exact opposite of the secular robotics, instead of turning machines into humans; the LDS Church seeks to turn humans into machines.
For a brilliant example of what I speak, I beg you to listen to Kraftwerks’ brilliant song “The Robots”. In my estimation they are parroting pre-war Germany and it is almost like they seem to channel post Correlation Mormonism.