I just noticed a voice mail informing me that I am on the list to clean the chapel next Saturday. I haven't stepped foot in the building in months, I informed the bishopric that I no longer believe...... And they still think I am going to spend my Saturday playing janitor?
Yeah.... Sure.
every member a janitor
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_SteelHead
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every member a janitor
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_Stormy Waters
Re: every member a janitor
Well they are pretty desperate. I've seen those sign up sheets go around the various quorums with no volunteers.
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_Polygamy-Porter
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Re: every member a janitor
If everyone stopped attending then guess what? No need to clean the building.
Perfect.
Perfect.
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_Shulem
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Re: every member a janitor
SteelHead, get off your lazy butt and start cleaning the chapel.
Paul O
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_SteelHead
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Re: every member a janitor
I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!
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It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
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_Shulem
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Re: every member a janitor
SteelHead wrote:I'd sooner pay someone $8 an hour to do it for me. And as I Am not giving any of my time, talents, or money to LD$ inc....................... No! OR as my wife would say Vai se-foder caralho!
Enough of the sass. you get your ass up now and clean the chapel. When you're done, pull the weeds out of the flower beds. Do it!
Paul O
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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_Shulem
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Re: every member a janitor
I'll show SteelHead who the boss is. I'll give him a prophetic curcumcism he'll never forget.
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Paul O
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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_SteelHead
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Re: every member a janitor
You would need scissors that big to circumcise me..............
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.
Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
~Bill Hamblin
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