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Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:39 pm
by _The Mighty Builder
Is Hinckley risen from Hell to exact revenge on Mormon Building Projects that turned out to be embarrassments to the Mormon church and his legacy?
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&si ... featured-2First a fire in the Conference Center with the associated $500,000.00 (
http://www.standard.net/stories/2012/04 ... 00k-damage ) in damages and now this.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:52 pm
by _Buffalo
No, clearly this is the work of Satan. He is attempting to thwart the Lord in His divine plan to provide an upscale shopping experience for residents and visitors to downtown SLC>
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:03 pm
by _lostindc
No, clearly you are looking past the many benefits of city creek:
http://mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23814
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:05 pm
by _Infymus
Didn't see your post before I made mine.
Satan is a fire bug.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:23 pm
by _Drifting
If the FLDS conference centre and then the FLDS Mall had been struck by fire within a short space of time LDS Mormons would be claiming it as a sign from God.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:29 pm
by _bcspace
No, the genetically engineered trout at the Mall have somehow mutated to include now magical
salamander abilities and a capricious nature.
I noticed this when out fishing the other day....
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:09 pm
by _Darth J
bcspace wrote:No, the genetically engineered trout at the Mall have somehow mutated to include now magical
salamander abilities and a capricious nature.
I noticed this when out fishing the other day....
Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.
He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:33 pm
by _hatersinmyward
Drifting wrote:If the FLDS conference centre and then the FLDS Mall had been struck by fire within a short space of time LDS Mormons would be claiming it as a sign from God.
Please stop smoking crack.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:46 pm
by _hatersinmyward
Darth J wrote:Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.
He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.
Great Idea!!! he is a Psychic after all; unlike run of the mill newlywed Mormon hookers.
Re: Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:48 am
by _ludwigm
Darth J wrote:bcspace wrote: a wonderful picture (I like it...)
Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.
He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.
I've read it aeons ago. Are his words available somewhere? as far as I know was his talk at BYU fireside or something semi-official, wasn't it?