I know Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a true book.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:13 pm
From the Amazon description:
I don't know what happened to the secret journal. Maybe the Vampires took it back to the underworld with them. Since a testimony comes from the bearing of it, you just need to bear our testimony once a month that this book is true, and eventually you will believe that not only did Nephites and Lamanites once roam this land, but so did vampires, and Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter.
While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.
Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation..
I don't know what happened to the secret journal. Maybe the Vampires took it back to the underworld with them. Since a testimony comes from the bearing of it, you just need to bear our testimony once a month that this book is true, and eventually you will believe that not only did Nephites and Lamanites once roam this land, but so did vampires, and Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter.