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You do realize the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap?

Let's discuss.

- VRDRC

It's got a lot of BS in it. Take Jonah and the whale. Anyone who believes that story is just stupid and ignorant and should just point a gun at their head and blow their brains out. Did I ever tell you how sick the God of the Bible is? He is an egotistical son of a bitch that thinks he hung the moon when in fact the God of the Bible is nothing but the imagination of silly prophets -- some of which were killed for preaching their BS.

Paul O

I know, right? How can the Bible be part of the Church's canon, and how can non-Mormons believe in this poop, but still hold Mormonism responsible for being crazy?

- VRDRC

The doctrine of God having to sacrifice animals and then his own Son is the sickest damn thing people on this earth ever dreamed up. It's really evil. All those poor animals slaughtered because that is what prophets said to do in order to get sins forgiven. Then come the apostles of Jesus! Holy God! God himself must now die in order to get your sins forgiven. What a bunch of garbage!

No thank you, Jesus. Drink your own blood, sucker.

Paul O

Great thread!


Peace,
Ceeboo

Hello? Ms. Why Me? Ms. Jack?

- VRDRC

Pure Win! You are quite the scholar, Doctor.

Shulem wrote:The doctrine of God having to sacrifice animals and then his own Son is the sickest damn thing people on this earth ever dreamed up. It's really evil. All those poor animals slaughtered because that is what prophets said to do in order to get sins forgiven. Then come the apostles of Jesus! Holy God! God himself must now die in order to get your sins forgiven. What a bunch of garbage!

No thank you, Jesus. Drink your own blood, sucker.

Paul O

IAWPaul.

Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:You do realize the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap?

Let's discuss.

- VRDRC

Hmm, do you mean the Bible is compete or complete? I'm assuming complete.

Do you mean "the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap" or do you mean that the Bible is compete and utter dog crap?" We have commas for a reason, you know. I'm just pointing it out because whether or not the Bible is complete is some people's idea of an interesting issue. In any case, I don't know if it's "complete" or not. I'd estimate it to be about 95% bullcrap if read literally. Maybe 50% bullcrap if read metaphysically.

All allegory.

It is spelled Bible but pronounced BUY-BULL.

The Bible is the favorite weapon of Mormon defenders.
Joseph and Brigham would not be proud that they use the "less correct" book to defend the "most correct book".