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Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:33 am
by _Nightlion

So far its only my Standard Bearer and me with a whistle. Maybe a drum major's baton. A solemn procession in the sober dignity of the fear of the Lord. But I figured out a way to involve everyone:
I would appreciate 10,000 volunteers to run ahead of Zion for a reenactment of two on the Lord's errand put 10,000 to flight. (D&C 133:58)
Sugarhouse Park seem like the best venue. I might not even need a permit. hmm Well, with 10000 it's likely.
Please sign up to run with the 10,000.
To walk with Zion in the procession you will need a Zion Recommend issued by The Apocalrock Visitor Center. No exceptions. It will not be required that you become Zion only that you hear it once declared unto you.
EXPECT TO BE AMAZED for this shall be Christianity attempted in our day for the very first time. No, you have no clue. You can trust me on this. Even I have been amazed of late.
Would also like to record the choral singing of the March of the Return of the Lost Ten Tribes from the musical A Moment in Time. Could use perhaps a dozen great singers. This will play in a loop for as long as the parade lasts.
Let's start a tradition. If we double those on the Zion side each year, in sixteen years we got a people. It's nagging on me that we only got six years before the beginning of the end.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:46 pm
by _Stormy Waters
Let us know when and where. I want to get good seats for the parade.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:51 pm
by _harmony
Nightlion wrote:Let's start a tradition. If we double those on the Zion side each year, in sixteen years we got a people. It's nagging on me that we only got six years before the beginning of the end.
6 years? Oh good. I'll get to retire before I get burned to a crisp, always a good thing.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:48 pm
by _Nightlion
harmony wrote:Nightlion wrote:Let's start a tradition. If we double those on the Zion side each year, in sixteen years we got a people. It's nagging on me that we only got six years before the beginning of the end.
6 years? Oh good. I'll get to retire before I get burned to a crisp, always a good thing.
I am not predicting the END OF THE WORLD in six years, my dear, only the beginning of the end. And who knows how long that's gonna last. Something changes by then. A new world order kind of somethin'.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:02 pm
by _Nightlion
Stormy Waters wrote:Let us know when and where. I want to get good seats for the parade.
If I had half the charisma of a cantaloupe we would be an established tradition already. So I can't promise much. When will the Lord turn this my weakness into a great strength? Man howdy!~ Just tie some antelope horns on me and call me a cantelope.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:08 pm
by _Kishkumen
Nightlion wrote:I am not predicting the END OF THE WORLD in six years, my dear, only the beginning of the end. And who knows how long that's gonna last. Something changes by then. A new world order kind of somethin'.
He's smarter than the average prophet!
That's one of the many reasons we love our Nightlion.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:13 pm
by _Nightlion
Kishkumen wrote:Nightlion wrote:I am not predicting the END OF THE WORLD in six years, my dear, only the beginning of the end. And who knows how long that's gonna last. Something changes by then. A new world order kind of somethin'.
He's smarter than the average prophet!
That's one of the many reasons we love our Nightlion.
Thank you Mister Ranger sir!
(for those not old enough to get it......hint....picinic baskets in Jellystone Park.
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:06 am
by _Nightlion
I am going to let out bids for production of a video documentary of The Apocalrock. Anyone interested please let me know soon. English, Spanish and Hebrew narrations. Shall spare no expense for a truly high class product.
What am I looking at here?$$$$

Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Nightlion wrote:I am not predicting the END OF THE WORLD in six years, my dear, only the beginning of the end. And who knows how long that's gonna last. Something changes by then. A new world order kind of somethin'.
The beginning of the supposed end has begun many many times.
What makes your beginning of the end different?
And how long shall we expect this "end" to last?
Re: Next Year's Apocalrock Days Zion Parade
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:31 am
by _Nightlion
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Nightlion wrote:I am not predicting the END OF THE WORLD in six years, my dear, only the beginning of the end. And who knows how long that's gonna last. Something changes by then. A new world order kind of somethin'.
The beginning of the supposed end has begun many many times.
What makes your beginning of the end different?
And how long shall we expect this "end" to last?
It's not a revelation. Just that being made to consider 2012 my mind tends to look at 2018 as some kind of shift. Like a door opens and shuts behind us. And we are on the other side of what? Seems more political than religious but eventful.
Kind of the same way I look down the road to 2033-2036 as more religiously eventful.
I have no actual information. Just turns on the road of time. If something crazy happens in 2018 I do not own that because I have yet to specify anything. So I wont be goin' "see, see, I told you so".