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What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:07 pm
by _zeezrom
Hello fabulous people!
What if God was/is a true cowboy?
Would it disappoint you? Scare you? Comfort you? How would it make you feel? How would your prayers change? Would you use different wording?
Have a WONDERFUL day!
Zee.
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:12 pm
by _Blixa
I think you need to read the novel The Backslider, by Mormon writer Levi Peterson. There you will be introduced to the Cowboy Jesus.
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:15 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
If holy writ read like cowboy poetry, and the sacrament consisted of Navajo Tacos, I'd be mighty tempted to find religion.
*Spits all manly-like on the ground*
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:27 pm
by _consiglieri
Pass the peyote, pilgrim.
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:35 pm
by _Blixa
Doctor Steuss wrote:If holy writ read like cowboy poetry, and the sacrament consisted of Navajo Tacos, I'd be mighty tempted to find religion.
*Spits all manly-like on the ground*
I keep forgetting I can't 'like' posts here...
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:48 pm
by _Nightlion
zeezrom wrote:Hello fabulous people!
What if God was/is a true cowboy?
Would it disappoint you? Scare you? Comfort you? How would it make you feel? How would your prayers change? Would you use different wording?
Have a WONDERFUL day!
Zee.
Suppose there's any way we might get him to turn his face upon us again?
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:26 pm
by _Ceeboo
zeezrom wrote:Hello fabulous people!
Hello precious and amazing Zee!
What if God was/is a true cowboy?
Would it disappoint you?
No
Scare you?
No
Comfort you?
No
How would it make you feel?
Like a Mormon, I would imagine.
How would your prayers change?
Instead of starting with "Dear God", I would start with "Howdie Creator"
Would you use different wording?
Yes, rather than thanking him for my day, I would tell him to "go ahead and make my day!"
Have a WONDERFUL day!
Zee.
You too, friend!
Peace,
Ceeboo
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:55 pm
by _zeezrom
Blixa wrote:I think you need to read the novel The Backslider, by Mormon writer Levi Peterson. There you will be introduced to the Cowboy Jesus.
OMG. I so need this book!
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:56 pm
by _zeezrom
Nightlion wrote:Suppose there's any way we might get him to turn his face upon us again?
well, if he turned, the mystery would be gone. :(
Re: What if God was a true cowboy?
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:49 am
by _moksha
Presiding Celestial Bishopric Confronts the Devil