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Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:48 pm
by _The Mighty Builder
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=209130 ... id=queue-6Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church,
still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.
While Wardell
declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:04 pm
by _DarkHelmet
The Mighty Builder wrote:http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=20913061&nid=148&title=special-session-addresses-more-liquor-licenses-and-education-budget-shortfall&s_cid=queue-6
Downtown's new City Creek Center, which is owned and developed by the LDS Church, still has space for some five new restaurants or retailers, said general manager Linda Wardell. Two restaurants in the center already have liquor licenses.
While Wardell declined to discuss whether the availability of liquor licenses was an issue for potential restaurant tenants, she said the center does "expect to add some more restaurants where we serve alcohol."
I think it's a good thing that the church doesn't enforce their values in their money making ventures. Can you imagine if every store required at least 2 priesthood holders to preside.
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:18 pm
by _Shulem
Welcome to
The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Bow your head and drink.
Paul O
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:22 pm
by _Shulem
This Message has been brought to you by
The Mall of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Paul O
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:27 pm
by _madeleine
Don't forget to hide the liquor, as per Utah law.
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:47 pm
by _Shulem
The Mall of Jack Daniels of Latter-day SaintsO God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, JACK DANIELS, to bless and sanctify this WHISKEY to the souls of all those who drink of it . . . . that they may have his LIQUOR to be with them. Amen
Paul O
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:24 pm
by _Drifting
Perhaps they serve the Holy Spirits...
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:41 am
by _Quasimodo
Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:43 am
by _son of Ishmael
Quasimodo wrote:Obviously, it's time that the church reopened Brigham Young's distillery. Think how much money they could make if Valley Tan was back on the market! They should also consider the Pay Lay Ale brewery. It's a perfect tie in.
Holy crap! where did you get this?
Re: Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:45 am
by _Quasimodo
son of Ishmael wrote:Holy crap! where did you get this?
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/pale-ale.htm 