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This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Facebook pg
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:28 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Seriously Bill??
https://www.Facebook.com/IStandWithDanComplete with a very unflattering pose of Dan and an opening wall post:

This group supports Daniel C. Peterson. Dr. Peterson has been a respected scholar and a faithful advocate of the LDS Church and the Book of Mormon for decades.
He should not have been unceremoniously fired as editor of the Mormon Studies Review.
That journal, and the institution that publishes it, should continue to support apologetic work.
Where is the DISLIKE button???

Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:41 am
by _Shulem
Just look how fat the lardass is! My God, you'd think that someone with his education could at least learn how to eat properly. A balanced diet and exercise is something any healthy person would want to embrace but look how fat the Mormon apologist is!
God, he's fat.
What is wrong with Mormon apologists? Why can't they live the Word of Wisdom. For shame.
Paul O
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:14 am
by _Wilma Fingerdoo
Where is the I stand on Dan Facebook page?
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:20 am
by _Darth J
According to sources asking not to be named, Daniel Peterson gave an address concerning the changing of the guard at the Review. While he was speaking, Peterson was transfigured. His face, his mannerisms, and his voice took on the characteristics of Joseph Smith. Hamblin and others recognized this as a sign from God as to who should lead them.
Word is that Dr. Peterson is currently organizing companies of pioneers, whose handcarts laden with Hugh Nibley books and other materials they need will be taken West, to a promised land where apologists will be free from persecution and allowed to practice their religion in peace.
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:47 am
by _sock puppet
Darth J wrote:According to sources asking not to be named, Daniel Peterson gave an address concerning the changing of the guard at the Review. While he was speaking, Peterson was transfigured. His face, his mannerisms, and his voice took on the characteristics of Joseph Smith. Hamblin and others recognized this as a sign from God as to who should lead them.
Word is that Dr. Peterson is currently organizing companies of pioneers, whose handcarts laden with Hugh Nibley books and other materials they need will be taken West, to a promised land where apologists will be free from persecution and allowed to practice their religion in peace.
I was there. I saw it with my own eyes. Hell, I even held that experience in my own hands. Right, Bill?
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:04 am
by _Shulem
Yes, the Holy Ghost is burning in the bosom of DCP now! Wow, spiritual fires are lit on the tops of every LDS temple worldwide. The second coming of Jesus is here! The Lord will come down from the clouds to greet the Holy Senior Apologist in the face of all the apostles and prophets. This truly is amazing.
Brethren, bow your heads and say, "Dan".
Paul O
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:10 am
by _Tator
Wilma Fingerdoo wrote:Where is the I stand on Dan Facebook page?
lol
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:45 am
by _Bond James Bond
"I Stand Against Dan" has already been used by some fan who hated Dan Aykroyd for doing Blues Brothers 2000.
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:53 am
by _Infymus
Holy crap. I stand with Dan, and Dan, and Dan and Dan. And then I shop at big and tall for really long blue ties.
Re: This just in: Hamblin creates "I Stand with Dan" Faceboo
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:57 am
by _Polygamy-Porter
Darth J wrote:According to sources asking not to be named, Daniel Peterson gave an address concerning the changing of the guard at the Review. While he was speaking, Peterson was transfigured. His face, his mannerisms, and his voice took on the characteristics of Joseph Smith. Hamblin and others recognized this as a sign from God as to who should lead them.
Word is that Dr. Peterson is currently organizing companies of pioneers, whose handcarts laden with Hugh Nibley books and other materials they need will be taken West, to a promised land where apologists will be free from persecution and allowed to practice their religion in peace.
On the iStandWithDan Facebook fiasco page one Dan-fan said this:
Dan, I think it's terrible the way they cast you out.
I stand with a third of the hosts of the MI ready to follow you wherever you go.
So Dan is like unto SATAN in the pre-existence?
Un-friggin-believable.