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_Bob Loblaw
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Dream Big 15

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If you could have any Mormon you wanted in the FP and Qof12, who would it be?

My picks:

Prophet: Glenn Beck
Counselor: Chris Buttars
Counselor: Gayle Ruzicka

Apostles:

Boyd K. Packer (why mess with a good thing?)
Loran "I'm leaving, and this time I mean it" Blood
William "sharp, cutting prose" Schryver
Rick "Fraud: the American way" Koerber
Russell "Damn Mexicans" Pierce
Russell "Big Bang" Nelson
Russell "viciousness in the defense of Mormonism is no vice" McGregor
Dewey MacKay (at the least the "brethren" would be well-medicated)
Josh "no, srsly, my wife loves being married to a gay man" Weed
Michael "What SCMC?" Purdy
Rodney "Heartland" Meldrum
Bob McCue (they need at least one person of integrity and intellect)
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_Drifting
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Re: Dream Big 15

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Prophet: Nighlion
First counsellor: MSJack
Second Counsellor: Consiglieri
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_Garbo
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Re: Dream Big 15

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President: Nightlion
1st Counselor: Nightlion
2nd Counselor: Nightlion

Quorum of the Twelve Apostles:
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion
Nightlion

Because no one else really understands how to get to Zion.

Relief Society General President: Schryver
YW General President: Schryver
Primary General President: Schryver

Relief Society General Board:
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver
Schryver

Because there are no women smart enough to do the jobs right.
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_zeezrom
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Re: Dream Big 15

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I would like these 4 people to somehow be the presidency of the church.

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Barbra, of course, must be the prophet.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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_Garbo
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Re: Dream Big 15

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zeezrom wrote:I would like these 4 people to somehow be the presidency of the church.

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Barbra, of course, must be the prophet.

I know he's an icon of sorts for lots of people, but I'm not a big fan of Steve McQueen. He was one of the worst misogynists ever.
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_zeezrom
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Re: Dream Big 15

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Garbo wrote:I know he's an icon of sorts for lots of people, but I'm not a big fan of Steve McQueen. He was one of the worst misogynists ever.

Garbo,

I really like his choice of belts and his involvement in the Boy's Republic. And who looks better in a racing suit than Steve?

Zee.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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_LDSToronto
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Re: Dream Big 15

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President John Dehlin - he already thinks he's prophet.
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_zeezrom
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Re: Dream Big 15

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LDSToronto wrote:President John Dehlin - he already thinks he's prophet.

I seriously wonder how many followers he would get if he announced the beginning of a separate church, in which he was the leader. I'm not saying he would like to do it.

I think he would get around 1,000 followers.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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_Hasa Diga Eebowai
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_Darth J
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Re: Dream Big 15

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Bob Loblaw wrote:If you could have any Mormon you wanted in the FP and Qof12, who would it be?


I see that Bob Loblaw said "any Mormon," not any Latter-day Saint, and I will take advantage accordingly.

Prophet: Alice Cooper
Counselor: Donnie Osmond
Counselor: Marie Osmond

Apostles:

Jon Heder (but only if he stayed in character as Napoleon Dynamite)
Glenn A. Larson
Thurl Bailey
Warren Jeffs
Gladys Knight
Rodney Meldrum
John L. Sorenson
Harry Reid
Glenn Beck
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