Droopy's Pledge of Allegiance
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:48 pm
I--which is meant to be indicative of the first-person singular pronoun representative of and comprising the individual, subjective conscious (that is to say, sentient) self, rejecting leftist, nihilistic, postmodern ideas, notions, and assertions by blind, lurching ideologues who think their intellectually castrated ideological cliches are going to buy them acceptance and accolades in the great and spacious culture club with the other hip and smart people, of such self or selves being an ethereal and indefinite social construct not in correspondence to the true, certain, or affixed state of affairs, in summation of external and internal reality in and of itself, exclusive of the totality of those various and multitudinous beings not of the first person, inclusive of second and third persons distinct, different, and separate from the previously aforementioned party--being the only intellectual adult in the room at the present time, do hereby and herewith, henceforth and from this day forward in perpetuity pledge, assure, and otherwise guarantee my--referring again to myself, irrespective of the actions, thoughts, and interests of second and third parties--allegiance, loyalty, and devotion in a real and definite sense to the flag, emblem, or ensign utilized as a symbol, representation, or logo (in the vernacular sense) of the United States of America, and to the republic--not, as ignorant masses of unwashed, dreadlocked neo-hippie liberals erroneously and foolishly believe, a direct democracy, which our forefathers, God-fearing and inspired as they were, understood and accepted would lead to the kind of socialist-utopian anarchy typified by the addled, diseased minds of the so-called "occupy" movement, itself merely a loose aggregation of spoiled children raised and otherwise instructed to believe in their entitlement to the fruits of others' labors through wealth-distribution and socialist programs enacted by an increasingly radicalized federal government--for which the heretofore-mentioned starred-and-striped banner stands in representation and Sign--in the Sausseurian sense as explicated and clarified by such persons--I remind my reader that this is meant as designative of such second and third persons exclusive of the self--as Foucault and Lyotard, though they were diametrically and dialectically opposite each other in temperament and position, one nation, people, and race (here being the common, accepted, colloquial expression used in the 19th century to denote a phenomenon indicative of culture, cultivation, and class, not skin color, which is one of the standard tropes that amount merely to vast, all-encompassing and logically incoherent statements subscribed to by a gaggle of communists, Marxists, fascists, thugs, kleptocrats, and self anointed, self serving philosopher kings; in other words, children, a determination of inferiority as to culture qua culture, has no necessary relation to racism at all; it may be quite rationally and empirically grounded) under, subordinate, dependent on, and otherwise wholly separate and beneath God, the Benevolent, Wise, Supreme Ruler and/or Governor, Director, Executive Power, and Deity who inspired and prompted our forefathers and predecessors to write, compose, and author our inspired, revealed Constitution as the binding law, charter, and covenant of our nation, which was not to be interpreted or construed to be a "living document" (a phrase devised by the Satan-inspired radical socialist liberal news media) but as reflective, communicative, and expressive of the Founding Fathers' original intent; indivisible, despite what the current crop of morally relativistic and depraved multiculturalist, Marxist, and National Socialist purveyors of a degrading, destructive, and degenerate culture, with--providing and sustaining--liberty, freedom, agency, choice, prerogative--justice, independent of misguided and malicious efforts at "social justice" for and on behalf of so-called "protected classes," an abomination invented by the cottage industry of group grievances made of racialist pimps and poverty pushers--for, in this case meaning provided or granted to, all--not as groups, and certainly not cultures, as some are inherently inferior to others--but directed and protected for each individual who abides by common decency and societal norms, not even excepting those whose 7th or 8th grade reading comprehension skills or intellectual abilities deprive them of understanding the nuances inherent in the tapestry of the English language in the hands of a master such as myself--again, referring to the individual self, as represented by the pronoun "I"--unless of course our precious freedom is taken away summarily by an overreaching, power-grabbing, enslaving federal government in blocking and otherwise restricting the ability of individuals and families to choose whether or not they wish to ensure themselves against medical necessities, in the which case, I shall remove myself to a freer, more equitable society, perhaps Singapore.
