son of Ishmael wrote:
But they had it coming, especially the babies, freaking evil babies always causing problems.
It's because all the babies were nursed and we all know what that means. Boobs. And everyone knows that boobs are evil.
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It's because all the babies were nursed and we all know what that means. Boobs. And everyone knows that boobs are evil.
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Re: Why I don't believe the story of the Great Flood...
just me wrote:son of Ishmael wrote:
But they had it coming, especially the babies, freaking evil babies always causing problems.
It's because all the babies were nursed and we all know what that means. Boobs. And everyone knows that boobs are evil.
I don't know. If the boobs were big enough, they might have been a floatation device.
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Re: Why I don't believe the story of the Great Flood...
just me wrote:son of Ishmael wrote:
But they had it coming, especially the babies, freaking evil babies always causing problems.
It's because all the babies were nursed and we all know what that means. Boobs. And everyone knows that boobs are evil.
I like them. Does that mean I am evil too?
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Re: Why I don't believe the story of the Great Flood...
son of Ishmael wrote:just me wrote:
It's because all the babies were nursed and we all know what that means. Boobs. And everyone knows that boobs are evil.
I like them. Does that mean I am evil too?
probably. Everyone who has boobs, likes boobs or is nourished by boobs is evil.
That is why there are so many fires right now. First a flood, now the earth will be cleansed by fire!
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