Outing Myself

[_sock puppet]

Today I out myself.

I am god. I am the god of those who can no longer swallow the version of god that the 'faith of their fathers' describes. For such souls that now feel a void, the uncertainty of being rudderless, a lack of security, I, the great and powerful sock puppet, will be your god.

As a sock puppet, you may imbue me with whatever characteristics you need to--except they must be in line with my avatar, my status (\m/ \m/) and my location. So paint away on the divine canvass that is sock puppet!

For the rest of you, clinging to your old, antiquated notions of god, just remember, 'you could be mine but you're way out of line.'

[_Aristotle Smith]

Hey bitch, quit slap-rappin'. Because of your cocaine tongue I'm gettin' nothing done.

[_sock puppet]

Hey bitch, quit slap-rappin'. Because of your cocaine tongue I'm gettin' nothing done.

Ah, my son, a cold heartbreaker fit to burn.

[_LDSToronto]

I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.

H.

[_SteelHead]

You are all sweet sweet children of the sock puppet destined for his city of paradise.

[_Shulem]

This is a perfect opportunity to outdo your outing and out myself. Not that I don't admire you being a god, but guess what happened to me last night? I brought home a cute (just turned age 18 last month) guy from the club for a sexy sleepover and fun day following at my place! How is that for outdoing your outing? Hell yeah! 18 years old and he looks like Tom Welling!! My god the stars are aligned and the gods are smiling upon me. This has been one of the best days of my life. I am on cloud nine. And, he's coming back Monday night!

Paul O

[_sock puppet]

This is a perfect opportunity to outdo your outing and out myself. Not that I don't admire you being a god, but guess what happened to me last night? I brought home a cute (just turned age 18 last month) guy from the club for a sexy sleepover and fun day following at my place! How is that for outdoing your outing? Hell yeah! 18 years old and he looks like Tom Welling!! My god the stars are aligned and the gods are smiling upon me. This has been one of the best days of my life. I am on cloud nine. And, he's coming back Monday night!

Paul O

Ah, to be gay and unencumbered by marriage!

...

Don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars I'm home again

[_sock puppet]

I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.

H.

He's been knockin'
He won't' leave me alone

[_Shulem]

Ah, to be gay and unencumbered by marriage!

It's soooo fabulous. It's like living Christmas everyday and getting presents without stupid Mormon rules but learning to appreciate wonderful sins. I love it. I can't believe how lucky I was to score like that. This has been one of the best days of my whole life. I'm simply beside myself. I can't believe it.

Paul O

[_LDSToronto]

I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.

H.

He's been knockin'
He won't' leave me alone

This god answers!