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Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:50 am
by _sock puppet
Today I out myself.
I am god. I am the god of those who can no longer swallow the version of god that the 'faith of their fathers' describes. For such souls that now feel a void, the uncertainty of being rudderless, a lack of security, I, the great and powerful sock puppet, will be your god.
As a sock puppet, you may imbue me with whatever characteristics you need to--except they must be in line with my avatar, my status (\m/ \m/) and my location. So paint away on the divine canvass that is sock puppet!
For the rest of you, clinging to your old, antiquated notions of god, just remember, 'you could be mine but you're way out of line.'
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:59 am
by _Aristotle Smith
Hey bitch, quit slap-rappin'. Because of your cocaine tongue I'm gettin' nothing done.
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:04 am
by _sock puppet
Aristotle Smith wrote:Hey bitch, quit slap-rappin'. Because of your cocaine tongue I'm gettin' nothing done.
Ah, my son, a cold heartbreaker fit to burn.
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:27 am
by _LDSToronto
I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.
H.
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:32 am
by _SteelHead
You are all sweet sweet children of the sock puppet destined for his city of paradise.
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:36 am
by _Shulem
This is a perfect opportunity to outdo your outing and out myself. Not that I don't admire you being a god, but guess what happened to me last night? I brought home a cute (just turned age 18 last month) guy from the club for a sexy sleepover and fun day following at my place! How is that for outdoing your outing? Hell yeah! 18 years old and he looks like Tom Welling!! My god the stars are aligned and the gods are smiling upon me. This has been one of the best days of my life. I am on cloud nine. And, he's coming back Monday night!
Paul O
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:50 am
by _sock puppet
Shulem wrote:This is a perfect opportunity to outdo your outing and out myself. Not that I don't admire you being a god, but guess what happened to me last night? I brought home a cute (just turned age 18 last month) guy from the club for a sexy sleepover and fun day following at my place! How is that for outdoing your outing? Hell yeah! 18 years old and he looks like Tom Welling!! My god the stars are aligned and the gods are smiling upon me. This has been one of the best days of my life. I am on cloud nine. And, he's coming back Monday night!
Paul O
Ah, to be gay and unencumbered by marriage!
...
Don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars I'm home again
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:52 am
by _sock puppet
LDSToronto wrote:I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.
H.
He's been knockin'
He won't' leave me alone
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:14 am
by _Shulem
sock puppet wrote:Ah, to be gay and unencumbered by marriage!
It's soooo fabulous. It's like living Christmas everyday and getting presents without stupid Mormon rules but learning to appreciate wonderful sins. I love it. I can't believe how lucky I was to score like that. This has been one of the best days of my whole life. I'm simply beside myself. I can't believe it.
Paul O
Re: Outing Myself
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:53 am
by _LDSToronto
sock puppet wrote:LDSToronto wrote:I don't worry about nothin' no cause worryin's a waste of my -- time.
H.
He's been knockin'
He won't' leave me alone
This god answers!