Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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_Nortinski
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Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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It's true. I want one of those Salamander awards. That is the REAL reason behind everything I do.

I'm serious. Sort of.

Who do I have to sleep with to win a Salamander award?
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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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Maybe you have to have sex with a salamander. Not worth it if you ask me.
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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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I haven't seen cricket handing out Salamander awards for the past few years.
http://salamandersociety.com/awards/

Perhaps this is because there hasn't been someone worthy of such an award? ...until now... :twisted:
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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:I haven't seen cricket handing out Salamander awards for the past few years.
http://salamandersociety.com/awards/

Perhaps this is because there hasn't been someone worthy of such an award? ...until now... :twisted:


Damn it. I wanted "Best 'Screw you' To The Morg". I even have video.
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I found one of these while fishing at the City Creek Mall:

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Notice how it doesn't resemble this:

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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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Nortinski wrote:
Who do I have to sleep with to win a Salamander award?


Are you cute and have a nice ass?

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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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Shulem wrote:Are you cute and have a nice ass?

Paul O.


Paul, forget the ephemeral and just think of England for Nortinski's sake.
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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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moksha wrote:Paul, forget the ephemeral and just think of England for Nortinski's sake.


That was a low blow.

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Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?

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Shulem wrote:That was a low blow.

Paul O


...said the hooker to the man with no legs.

Ba-da-BING!
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