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Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:52 pm
by _Nortinski
It's true. I want one of those Salamander awards. That is the REAL reason behind everything I do.
I'm serious. Sort of.
Who do I have to sleep with to win a Salamander award?
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:54 pm
by _sock puppet
Maybe you have to have sex with a salamander. Not worth it if you ask me.
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:00 pm
by _Polygamy-Porter
I haven't seen cricket handing out Salamander awards for the past few years.
http://salamandersociety.com/awards/Perhaps this is because there hasn't been someone worthy of such an award? ...until now...
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:00 pm
by _Nortinski
Polygamy-Porter wrote:I haven't seen cricket handing out Salamander awards for the past few years.
http://salamandersociety.com/awards/Perhaps this is because there hasn't been someone worthy of such an award? ...until now...
Damn it. I wanted "Best 'Screw you' To The Morg". I even have video.
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:16 pm
by _bcspace
I found one of these while fishing at the City Creek Mall:
Notice how it doesn't resemble this:
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:45 pm
by _Shulem
Nortinski wrote:
Who do I have to sleep with to win a Salamander award?
Are you cute and have a nice ass?
Paul O.
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:01 am
by _moksha
Shulem wrote:Are you cute and have a nice ass?
Paul O.
Paul, forget the ephemeral and just think of England for Nortinski's sake.
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:43 am
by _Shulem
moksha wrote:Paul, forget the ephemeral and just think of England for Nortinski's sake.
That was a low blow.
Paul O
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:21 am
by _ludwigm
Re: Is it wrong that I aspire to win a Salamander award?
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:43 pm
by _Nortinski
Shulem wrote:That was a low blow.
Paul O
...said the hooker to the man with no legs.
Ba-da-BING!
