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The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:54 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
I just saw a clip of the ultimate animal, and it made me think what the ultimate mopologist would look like.

My vision of the perfect apologist.

He/she would have:

Droopy's linguistic mastery
Wade Englund's psychoanalytical skills
Pahoran's warmth
Bill Hamblin's hair
Zakuska's scholarship
Lou Midgley's gentle demeanor
why me's innocent, noncreepy charm
John Gee's integrity
Juliann's welcoming embrace
Dan Peterson's lack of a persecution complex
mfbukowski's firm grasp of philosophy
Schryver's capacity for self-reflection

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:56 pm
by _MrStakhanovite
Kinda like the creature residing on Dante's final level of hell.

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:01 pm
by _Bond James Bond
bcspace's bipartisan nature.
Droopy's business acumen.

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:03 pm
by _MrStakhanovite
Bond James Bond wrote:Droopy's business acumen.


BOOM! Roasted. Image

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:08 pm
by _beastie
Yahoobot's honesty

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:14 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
beastie wrote:Yahoobot's honesty


Sort of rings a bell. He doesn't post here anymore does he?

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)


Sorry you'll have to be more specific. :lol:

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:29 pm
by _Doctor Scratch
Bob Loblaw wrote:Bill Hamblin's hair


"Ken Burns called. He wants his hair cut back."

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:05 pm
by _beastie
Bob Loblaw wrote:
beastie wrote:Yahoobot's honesty


Sort of rings a bell. He doesn't post here anymore does he?

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)


Sorry you'll have to be more specific. :lol:


Yahoobot haunts us now and then. He has quite a reputation.

I managed to figure out the mystery apologist. ldsfaq

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:08 pm
by _Bond James Bond
Jskains aristocratic facial features.
Ldsfags internet and martial arts savvy.

Re: The ultimate apologist

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:37 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Fence Sitter's decisiveness, maybe.