Explanation
1. God seated upon his throne, clothed with light for a garment, ruling the universe in majesty.
2. Will, in evening wear, instructing God in the principles of astronomy, cryptography, and textual criticism. Upon his head a crown of bullhorns representing his humility and prudence. In his hand a cipher key signifying that he holds the key to Hah dees, a burger joint and also the bottomless pit into which his enemies shall be thrust at the Judgement, when verily Will shall publish.
3. Will's incense offering to the nostrils of the Lord. Signifies the wholesome herbs Will was smoking when he discovered his cipher, as given also in That 70's Show, seasons 1-8
4. The Prince of Peace both listening to Will and asking him questions, Will's name tattooed on his hand.
5. Suki Hana, which is by interpretation "big pimpin", signifying in cipher the glorious calling at City Creek Center Will's papyrus work has prepared him for. One of the Lord's principal waiters.
6. Jahndelin, a slave of darkness as signified by his skin, spying upon Will. A crown of goat horns upon his head representing that as Satan now is Jahn may become. Jahn's hands placed upon Will to represent his desire to drag him to Hah dees every fall and winter and have him carnally. On his robe a depiction of Satan's Slippy Slide, being called in the language of the Callipygians Da-renboh-phlag.
Will is reasoning upon the principles of crypto-egypto-scatology, wearing drag to warn God of those who would destroy his church by mixing the genders and treating them equally. His hand raised in an obscene gesture.
