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MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:41 pm
by _lulu
Re: MormonThink, Bishop (Pres.) Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:42 am
by _sansfoy
Someone should put the transcript of that "overcoming masturbation" speech up. Unbelievable.
"Why are we only having two baptisms a month in the France Toulouse Mission? Doggone it. Scratch is winning."
♫ Satan has a hold of France, we've got to knock him off his perch! ♫
Re: MormonThink, Bishop (Pres.) Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:47 am
by _zeezrom
"The minute you do it, the spirit is gone... Boom! -just like that. I don't care who you are, the spirit will leave you if you do it."
"An elder came in... problem with self-abuse... k?"
"Where is your brain?!" Love that one, lol.
"Those pop-ups. They are SO pornographic!"
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:30 am
by _zeezrom
Let me just add that I have seen many a pop-up but none are pornographic. How does Pres get all these SO pornographic pop-ups?
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:33 am
by _Kishkumen
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:03 am
by _just me
NO WAY!
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:06 am
by _keithb
Can someone please make an autotune of this speech and post it?
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:29 pm
by _Racer
zeezrom wrote:Let me just add that I have seen many a pop-up but none are pornographic. How does Pres get all these SO pornographic pop-ups?
Exactly. If you are getting pornagraphic pop-ups, it's 100% likely that you were surfing porn on your computer. Most porn websites are laden with viruses and cookies. There is no such thing as porn email spam or porn pop-ups on your computer unless you have invited the porn on your computer at some point in time.
Methinks Pratt has a porn prob if he's getting pop-ups. But, maybe he was "valiantly" surfing porn on the web to research what kind of dangers are out there on the web in order to educated enough to protect his missionaries. That's the ticket!
Pratt is a complete tool and a hypocrite
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:30 pm
by _Racer
Racer wrote:zeezrom wrote:Let me just add that I have seen many a pop-up but none are pornographic. How does Pres get all these SO pornographic pop-ups?
Exactly. If you are getting pornagraphic pop-ups, it's 100% likely that you were surfing porn on your computer. Most porn websites are laden with viruses and cookies. There is no such thing as porn email spam or porn pop-ups on your computer unless you have invited the porn on your computer at some point in time.
Methinks Pratt has a porn prob if he's getting pop-ups. But, maybe he was "valiantly" surfing porn on the web to research what kind of dangers are out there on the net in order to be educated enough to protect his missionaries. That's the ticket!
Pratt is a complete tool and a hypocrite
Re: MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:58 pm
by _DarkHelmet
Racer wrote:zeezrom wrote:Let me just add that I have seen many a pop-up but none are pornographic. How does Pres get all these SO pornographic pop-ups?
Exactly. If you are getting pornagraphic pop-ups, it's 100% likely that you were surfing porn on your computer. Most porn websites are laden with viruses and cookies. There is no such thing as porn email spam or porn pop-ups on your computer unless you have invited the porn on your computer at some point in time.
I always laugh at people who claim they are inundated with porn pop-ups while innocently browsing the web, as if the porn sites magically know who they are and are sending porn pop-ups their way. I suppose if you believe in Satan it is plausible.