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Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:53 pm
by _Polygamy-Porter
From the hearts and minds of Chapel Mormons...
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/2 ... -national/Good thing I did not get any emails like this from relatives..
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:56 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
Maybe they should call for donation of a fast offering to Romney's campaign: the value of the meals they skip can go directly into his campaign funds.
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:41 pm
by _Sethbag
Apparently all that fasting and prayer paid off, since Rommey did pretty well at the debate, and Obama didn't bring his A game.
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:00 pm
by _DarkHelmet
Sethbag wrote:Apparently all that fasting and prayer paid off, since Rommey did pretty well at the debate, and Obama didn't bring his A game.
Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:02 pm
by _Bob Loblaw
DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.
I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated.
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:14 pm
by _Sethbag
Bob Loblaw wrote:DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.
I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated.
OH SNAP!
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:27 pm
by _MCB
You just mangled a good german word-- bruder. I can type that real fast.
The offenses just keep mounting up.
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:43 am
by _Tarski
Bob Loblaw wrote:DarkHelmet wrote:Yeah, Romney put on an exceptional debate performance, better than any of his previous debates. The only explanation is the fasting and prayers.
I think Obama did so poorly because several Democrats masturbated.
i know i did
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:15 am
by _Ceeboo
Re: Fasting and prayer for Brudder Romney
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:56 am
by _moksha
The writing is on Murphy's wall: Mitt Romney will be the next President. This was not something pre-ordained (we do not believe in preordination), but rather the rebound karma for the Mets winning the 1969 World Series.