Drinking game rules for conference?

[_Rambo]

Is there an official drinking game rules for conference? Does anyone have suggestions?

[_Yoda]

Is there an official drinking game rules for conference? Does anyone have suggestions?

Take a drink any time a speaker says the phrase, "Even Jesus Christ..."

Take a drink any time a speaker makes a reference to importance of tithing.

Take 15 drinks for every talk where Joseph Smith is mentioned more times than Jesus Christ.

I will think of some more.

[_Drifting]

You can only stop drinking if a Black person or a Female is speaking...

[_3sheets2thewind]

You must induce vomiting when consumption of alcohol is mentioned

[_Yoda]

Drink your favorite cocktail if they actually do announce that meetings are being shortened from three hours to two hours.

[_3sheets2thewind]

During a Children's Choir you must continually take shots of water or some other virgin drink. You shall not face the tv while mixing your virgin drinks or pouring water shots.

[_just me]

Take 15 drinks for every talk where Joseph Smith is mentioned more times than Jesus Christ.

You trying to kill us?

[_zeezrom]

OMG. Drinking while watching GC? No thank you.

I'll have a beer with my friends at a baseball game or on our back porch with the grill fired up.

[_sock puppet]

And no frat house pranks--no alcohol enemas, please.

[_son of Ishmael]

Take a drink each time TSM says something coherent